Sir I The Healed Hog

Mm Otto brainrot

The spider kids/the spiderman trio annoying the shit out of Otto, but Otto also almost married their AUNT,,, and so he pulls that card all the time

Otto:

Otto: y’know your aunt is actually a very pretty woman without those baggy clothes-

The spidermans simultaneously: S T O P PP P P P. EW EW EW EW GR O S S N OOO O O O

SIR-MA’AM- PLEASE-MERCY?????

Draw Dark M O I S T (this is a joke ajdsbd)

I’m sorry my brain only saw ‘draw dark moist’ and I blacked out

I’m fucking cackling at myself wtf,,,, okay so y’know the stupid looking xerneas move in sun and moon? Fuckin, my brains imagining that as fucking SPAMTON G. SPAMTON AND IM CRYING JUST,,, JUST HIM ALL STIFF ZIPPING AROUND IN SPACE IDK

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

REBLOGGING FOR DA ART FRIENDS AND I

Phoneme Chart by TheEndIsNearUs

Wholesome idea I had

Okay so I’m in the mood where I’m just incredibly lonely romantic wise-

And my brain thought about ‘what if there’s prostitutes but they don’t do the smexy’ and then I thought about it more and they basically come over and cuddle you for 30$/hour

Great now dark has another stalker bf—

If your wondering who that is it’s anthony aka hosts weird deaf child and he does show his ears—

I just can’t draw ears for the life of me—

I’ll probably post how they met soon—

Take my proper vampire bb

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

Brahms stopping with a skid: GRETAAAAA MIKEYS BULLYING MEEEE-!

Brahms who proceeds to get fucking tackled: -F U C K!

Idk brain empty only them