Today I Saw A Leaf That Looked Like A Frog And I Was Like Haha Nice And Then It Hopped Because It WAS

Currently closet cosplaying as Billy Lenz, and i couldn’t find flares but i bought wide fit jeans and my thighs are big enough that it looks the same

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

My sister is currently trying to convince me buying an evil eye talisman for myself is unlucky

Just watched the finale of the first Creep Tapes season and what the freak. MORE DONG SHOTS????

Thanks you England’s very own Karl for tagging me in that, still don’t know how tumblr works properly so here’s this in no particular order:

•Psychosocial- Slipknot

•Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)- Big & Rich

•Hell of a Ride (Studio)- Bo Burnham

Honourable mentions:

Would You Love a Monsterman - Lordi • GG6 - Amaranthe • Duality - Slipknot • WORDS, WORDS, WORDS (Studio) - Bo Burnham • Shake the Baby Silent - Lordi • Twist - Korn • Shit - Bo Burnham • Fallen Angel - TIX • Harper Valley PTA - Dolly Parton • Believe Me - Lordi • Post Break-Up Sex - The Vaccines • Puppy Princess - Hot Freaks

@neo-archaic

i can't- 😞💔💔i cant believe im going to say this 😣 but ☝️ i think 🤔🤔you don't care whether I get into acting school or not!!! 😡🤬🤬 Oh my God 😭 I'm gonna be sick 😢🤢 I'm gonna be sick 🤮🤮🤮💔💔

This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

i am inexplicably scared of grandfather clocks

bring back smackable technology

leave the second thing.

we don’t need that.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.