⬛🟦🟩🟨🟧⬜essie's zero note blog
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I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!
#fucklabubu
Well, what if I get chopped up into little pieces and dumped into the river? Little tiny pieces that nobody could possibly ever recognize as being a poor, defenseless old blind lady whose husband was off in Asbury Park.
WAIT UNTIL DARK (1967) dir. Terence Young
shout out to this woman for having the only funny bit in the Monitors (1969)
It's probably because it sucked and all the jokes were offensive and it was derivative and and boring. But. Did the documentary filmmakers consider that I liked the movie.
I can't believe Full Moon High wasn't in the Larry Cohen documentary I don't care if it was a totally nothingburger movie. It was his most female-erotic film. I'm just making up words now. IT WAS FOR THE GIRLS IS WHAT I MEAN.
I literally have the best results on that Freud test
dollhouse stats so far:
dollhouse kit itself: $15 at estate sale.
glue, filler, sandpaper: $15-ish from harbor freight.
saws and clamps: stolen from my father.
outer paint: used, $2 at a junk store.
all the trinkets: found on the ground, given as gifts, repurposed bits of things from around the house.
A total of $32 but now I have to buy WOOD for the missing pieces. And maybe some wallpaper for the inside.
it’s fine. it’s all good
every time I see age gap discourse I punch my middle aged boyfriend in the balls
i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time
the maintenance guy is sooo hot I'm gonna start breaking shit so he has to come by and fix it
david cronenberg wasn't even the first guy to do the wound-vagina in the torso. that was larry cohen. are you listening to me tumblr.
Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
another day at work where I sit and do nothing for 9 hours. another day that I must convince myself was worth it. lets get this bread I guess.
but will you buy my art @purpleheartlovelydaddy
ok I reaaally like my dip pens I think this is my new thing
something happened with eric bogosian and now everyone is discovering his weird porny underground shit from when he was young
eric bogosian photographed by andy warhol circa march 1984 (source: Andy Warhol Photography Archive// Contact Sheets: 1976 - 1987)
alright losers show of hands. who here thinks that "exploitation film" means the actors were literally unfairly exploited
my eccentric 55 year old coworker just told me that it's gay to talk to other men about movies because their sexual fantasies will always inspire their opinions on a film. he would do numbers etc. etc.
I'm scrolling thru post after post complaining about the world ending and then I see "I want daddy to eat it 😈" and I'm like you know what. Refreshing.
stahhhp putting Ai and academic honesty discourse on my dash I was cheating on everything in highschool 7 years ago
when the 70's exploitation film has better written female characters than anything directed by paul thomas anderson