Weather As Types Of People

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

*when you’re reading fanfic and forget that you’re in public*

Pietro Maximoff “You didn’t see that coming?” *I tried.

types of boys - drink edition

Coffee boys: Organization, color-coded notes, never sleeping, writing all the time, people-watching in cafes, fountain pens, warm pullover sweaters, fidgeting allll the time

Tea boys: Warm fireplaces, soft fabric, gentle hands, contagious laughter, mom friend, cottages, cheek kisses, fluffy curly hair, trying to be strong for the sake of others, acoustic guitar

Hot chocolate boys: Getting easily excited, big hearts, holidays, loves winter, stays up too late, broad music taste, sees the good in people, D O G S, sometimes childish, kind of low self-esteem (even tho they’re perf)

Smoothie boys: Sunrises, every single fruit, pastels and bright colors, wants to travel, glittery highlighter, piano, probably has a really nice singing voice, patterned button-ups, lennon glasses

Water boys: Vegetarian, worrying too much, really caring about the environment, not using the internet that much, loving the ocean, soft-hearted, comfy flowing clothes, open-toed shoes

Milk boys: Minimalist aesthetic, slime videos, wishing it was spring, succulents, pink shirts, daydreaming a lot, brown eyes, loving hugs, hating gender roles, incredibly soft skin

Soda boys: Primary colors, always being hungry, giving advice to friends, cartoons, being super bubbly, movie marathons, fingerless gloves, knee-high socks

Slushy boys: Dyed hair, converse sneakers, painted nails, hyperactivity, neon colors, probably needs to shower, convenience stores at 1am, holding hands, adrenaline, holographic stuff

This is awesome 😁!

“Feminism killed chivalry” like…no it didn’t? If anything, feminism encourages chivalry.

Out in public with the guys and one of your friends makes a sexist comment about a female friend/stranger? Rise to her defense. She’s a human being and she doesn’t exist for you. She exists only for herself. You won’t tolerate this kind of talk.

At a bar or club, and you see a man slip something in to a drink/relentlessly pursuing a woman despite her many protests? Tell him to knock it the hell off. Get her out of this situation safely. He’s an enemy of women, which means he’s an enemy of yours if this code of chivalry means so much to you.

If you insist on being a warrior for women, then be a warrior for women. Listen to the things that we say and need and ask for. 

types of women

ivy women - always the first to laugh and the first cry. can be cruel — a tongue sharp with thorns, mocking laughter, an envious gaze. can be unexpectedly kind - soft remarks of beauty and love, warm hugs, even warmer smiles. always trying to become a better person than she was the day before. love on her is as vibrant as the world is verdant after rain. blooming and fleeting.

marble women - a perfectly polished smile and ruthless ambition. seemingly coarse and untouchable — a geode’s facade. has turned her ribcage into a casket for her glass heart. never warm and sometimes merciless, but fiercely protective of the few she cares for. love in the form of a kiss to the corner of your lips poised but honest.

cloud women - soft hands that seem to be everywhere at once. on your shoulder, hip, thigh, chin, cheeks. she is gentle and sweet, but frustratingly naïve. convinced that the world will be as kind to her as she is to it. her habit of taking care of strays draws you to her - it feels as though she can take the loneliness out of the lost. a pure love that fades too fast, slipping between your fingers like it’s made of air.

lavender women - gentle eyes and fluttering lashes. carrying herself with such a natural grace it seems as though she is floating. has devoted herself to being something soft in a world that is not — a feathery touch with a strong embrace. she has known suffering and become kinder for it, has a desire to ensure no one will feel the same pains she has. she freely offers her love and her shoulder to those who need it.

Natalia Alianovna Romanova “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out.”

*I tried.

artsy moods

Music: may come across as moody and silent but is actually soft, knows the most random facts ever, actually enjoys studying, always humming silently to themselves, 99% of the time they are wearing headphones, overanalyzes the simplest things, loves drinking coffee from their small local coffee shop

Literature: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll, very soft and sweet voice, must be physically dragged out of a bookstore or library, has the most imaginative mind, likes listening to movie soundtracks, a spirited debater, an eloquent speaker, loves drinking herbal tea

Performance: has the most beautiful smile, voice of an angel, gets excited over the little details of life, lives to make other people laugh, the hardest worker of the bunch, “what if…?”, in love with sweater weather, loves collaborating on special projects, has more energy than the sun, loves drinking special coffee drinks like cappuccinos, lattes, etc.

Drawing: the most patient people ever, fan-girls over new equipment such as pastels or pencils, loose paper in the most random places covered with their sketches, doodles during class, loves listening to music from the 70s and 80s, easily makes friends because they can read people’s emotions, loves drinking matcha green tea

Culinary: the most inventive people, has a knack in STEM topics, improvises a lot, very adventurous, always has the craziest stories to tell, always baking treats for friends, are not afraid to get their hands dirty, runs straight for the cookbooks in the bookstore, makes breakfast for their entire family, actually manages to make Pinterest recipes, loves drinking healthy smoothies

Fashion: always smiling, thousands of notebooks just filled with sketches, “wanna go out?”, so freaking friendly and will give advice to literally anyone who needs it, not afraid to be bold and express themselves, secretly a grandma who loves embroidering and knitting, loves drinking milk tea

SLYTHERIN: “I know my value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.” –Michele Fazekas + Tara Butters (Peggy Carter: Agent Carter: Valediction)