Memory Foam? Nah Son, My Mattress Is Made Out Of Memory Loam. The Rich, Soft Earth That Never Forgets

found on reddit

and the artist's tumblr: @nullxface

you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

let's get burgers 45 "job hunt"

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

# excitement or overwhelming terror?

# who's to say

does this in front of you