DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL!

“it’s a privilege in every tournament making history with you. in this tournament, in other tournaments. you’re a great inspiration for the young kids, for myself.”

— carlitos talking about jannik in his champion speech

one of my favourite jannikecdotes is that he can’t see shit without his contacts on

who do you think taught you to laugh and cry? ...what, do you think it's my fault you forgot how?

more of jannik doing side quests

me and my biggest rival after a 5 hour long final. during pride month

Little mailman and his TV

VERY IMPORTANT AND PROFESSIONAL BUSINESSES MEETING

ok freaks

Toby you need to stop making pathetic wet napkin men. I don't know how long I'll handle this

"average darkner gets divorced 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average darkner gets 0 divorces per year. Divorces G. Spamton, who lives in a dumpster & gets divorced over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted