I am literally so happy that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. wasn't made in this era of television, like... the amount of episodes we wouldn't get?
We would have 8 episodes, maybe thirteen if we're lucky, but it would both stretch out the plot too thin while also not giving it not enough development. So many things would be cut out, so many perfect iconic moments we look back on today would be gone to fit the tight runtime
Oh, and then it would end on a cliffhanger only for it to get cancelled a month later cause it didn't reach those ridiculous streaming numbers
(And if it didn't get cancelled, it would take two years to make the second season)
Bring back 22 episode shows
No bc the only way I survived not having any arcane content for the last 3 years was forcing myself to forget the show existed. Genuinely even though it's one of my favourite shows.
funniest things in interview with the vampire:
the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(
"he ain't white he french!"
lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression
florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses
"what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat
louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building
"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"
grace calling lestat louis' white daddy
louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy
louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay
"we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"
louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window
tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer
the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss
armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life
armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about
armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more
"are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"
the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ
french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park
daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin
daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick
daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall
armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized
armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories
armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial
santiago small dick reveal
lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi
"siri pause"
I was listening to The first time in forever reprise, and it struck me how much Elsa and Anna reminded me of Vi and Jinx.
Turns out I've loved angsty sister relationships since I was a kid.
Finally watching wicked
Yall are about to be SICK OF MEEEEEE
Feeling very opinionated tonight (when am I ever not feeling opinionated)
Stranger Things began to flop when they decided it would be a good idea for fans to have to wait years in between seasons AND split up season 4 into 2 parts. Like what show does that. (I also believe this format will be the downfall of netflix in a few years' time)
Also, I think season 1 stranger things was its peak. It's gone downhill (story wise and quality wise) since then. The Duffer brothers should have kept it as an anthology series.
When I first saw him I remember thinking oh this man is a veteran. I genuinely think he was a veteran and that he fell into drinking to cope (obv not as bad as vi fell into it). AND when he fights he fights with a fucking shield. He's fighting to protect himself and the people on his team not to harm. Him turning around when the fascism started just solidified for me that he would never be on the offense.
I don't think we're giving enough credit to this dude for turning the fuck around when they fell into fascism.
I know everyone in the fandom is very Anti ward but uh.
I love him. He's so fucking funny it's like he didn't like them but somehow COULD NOT stay away from the team. He spent months being like "skye please forgive me I can tell you where your father is 🥹" and the entire she's like no and shoots him or tells him to jump. AND THIS MAN DOES NOT STOP. WHEN WE THOUGHT HE DIED? NOPE HIVE. but like not the same unfortunately. If we could have had him pop in and out of the show throughout either helping (to work towards his own gain) or being an opponent i would have been happy. (Like for example finding out he brokered the deal to exchange the Inhumans for the whole future space arc)
Arcane act 3 spoilers
"Vi is to blame for everything, in the other universe we see Jinx is happy. Jinx wouldn't have sacrificed herself if Vi had just hurried up and left Vander"
Yall didn't watch the damn show and we can see that. If you genuinely believe that you are like those idiots who say books aren't political and switch your mind off when reading. NOT EVERYTHING IS SURFACE LEVEL. SOMETIMES THE CURTAIN IS FUCKING BLUE BECAUSE THE AUTHOR WANTED TO CONVEY THAT THE CHARACTER IS CALM OR SAD OR WTV.
The whole entire reason we are shown Vi happy with caitlyn in our arcane universe. And Vi dead in the other with Powder happy. IS A SIMILAR REASON WHY THEY SHOW US MEL FIGHTING HER MOTHER. Sometimes, sometimes you can love someone with your entire heart, sometimes someone can be your whole entire fucking world and yet they do things that hurt you and you do things that hurt them. Unfortunately the only way you two can be happy simultaneously is being seperate. You guys have complicated relationships with family maybe your mother or father I'm sure USE THAT KNOWLEDGE AND MAYBE THINK oh hey it's a similar situation for these two sisters. VI WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON HER SISTER. JINX HAD TO WALK AWAY. ITS NOT VIS FAULT THEY WOULDN'T BE HAPPY TOGETHER ITS THE SAD TRUTH. It's similar to jayce and Viktor. They were unhappy apart.
ALSO ever think that maybe Vi didn't leave Vander right there and then IS BECAUSE SHE WAS RELIVING THE EXPLOSION AND WATCHING VANDER DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER AT 14? I mean it's obvious too we literally see her having flashbacks. That man raised her of course she will have trouble leaving him.
Please stop blaming Vi for shit that you can't understand because you only pay attention to the top of the iceberg and not the rest of the iceberg below the depths.
Hi guys im getting desperate give me some drastic ways to move tf on from someone or give me foolproof revenge methods
Sincerely, someone who's been done dirty by the same boy twice