WHAT DID YOU DO?!

That's just what he wants you to think

(I'm joking btw)

Noooo not the bean!

Hmmm yes. Seems like the bots are getting smarter. They REALLY know who to target.

Just saw a porn bot post tagged with #asexuality

I'm so fucking tired.

Hmmmm sand

he's so me

They might be in this very room, they might be you, they might be me, they could even be...

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

:3

WHAT A GOOD WORLD WE LIVE IN

HEY TUMBLR USER

YEAH YOU

:3

that's all.

:3

just

:3

Please don't turn me into a marketable Tumblr font

NOOOOOOOO!

Me but only the grocery store part so not really me but the grocery store gives me anxiety

How dare you make me do a nice thing for myself? >:3

hi!!!

ha! you read my post. you are now required to do one nice thing for yourself today, it can be whatever you want

here's a high res picture of Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda to trick your brain into reading the text above this