A While Back My Pharmacist Saw My Deadname On My Profile And Accidentially Called It Out, He Corrected

[cw: danganronpa blood (i'm sorry force of habit😞 /hj), loud sounds, flashing images, violence ?? i dunno guys, lifesteal s4 spoilers]

oh woah !! look, a fluffy dualityduo animation where nothing bad happens at all !! completely unrelated but "enjoy your utopia" actually ruined me and this is most certainly not a product of my visceral reaction to that innocent tiny little chat message💕💕

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

head in hands

i saw some fanart and i was like "yo that's so cool. i don't see much Mabel and Dipper fanart" it was not, in fact, Mabel and Dipper fanart. IT WAS JUMPERWHO AND REKRAP.

are the fandoms seriously fighting over you 😭

This too is the judgment of Paris

there's !! a !! difference !! between !!

we use words to Express Emotions

and

we use words to express emotions

and i abuse both it's so fun.

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

it is one am friends

Jon n Daisy,,,, they're so special to me :((

cw: blood, spoilers

you know where to find me‼️‼️

So, uh, put that in your headcannon and light the fuse I guess