Sorry Im Having Team PET Withdrawals

So a few months ago I asked this girl out. She said she couldn't because she was bisexual and I of course said that this doesn't matter to me. Then she clarified that she means that she is attracted to girls only from July to December and if I wanted to we could meet up in July. I thought she was messing with me but she did call me two weeks ago and we have been dating ever since. And I checked her social media and yeah she only dates girls for half an year. I am baffled. Have you heard of this?

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qhwjdjdjjr why buy merch when u can make your own ???? mwuahahahah insert screeching violins here

on my knees once again for someone to write something about something

I think someone should make a fic where Jon ends up becoming The Distortion, as a treat <3

Like when Micheal came and was like "ooo open my door and let kill you, Archivist, it is definitely the better option you have right now" it isn't locked and Jon actually does end up inside the corridors but like he just got Michaels statement so what if he just... Slowly worked his way to its heart? And as he did, he was slowly being eaten by The Corridors until there was just enough of Jonathan Sims to reach the heart and Become it! Like imagine how the others would react at this point in the timeline! How would Elias react? Tim? Melanie? Martin?

And what would happen with Micheal in this? Would he be fully replaced like in canon with Helen or would something else happen? Would there be two half's of the distortion if Jon didn't fully merge with it and if Micheal was more stable emotionally/physically?

Ngl if I ever get around to writing something this might be something I'll write a one shot of or something <3

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so I finished arcane

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

I just like them a lot :)

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

in the event of something happening to me,