The Wormies

323 Mice.

Give me my shiny.

Give me my fucking rat. I will name it Moose like chocolate Mousse like Chocolate Mouse and it WILL be mine it has been MANY HOURS and I CANT- NO I SHANT GIVE UP MY DREAM OF HAVING THIS STUPID FUCKING MOUSE

Another Picnic. The seventh (?) hoard. Slimecicle in the background and a Lilligant in my boxes to shiny hunt after.

This will work. Eugenics is ethical and successful when it's Pokemon.

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

So, it's been... 5 days. Since I started the shiny hunt for this Tinkatink.

I still don't have a name.

Or the Tinkatink.

By my calculations, i have at the very least doubled the odds. I think I've done around 20 batches? 60 eggs a batch. So around 2400 eggs or so. And over 30 hours of... This.

I need a name for the Tinkatink (when I inevitably get her bc I vehemently refuse to give in.)

I should've seen this coming really. I mean, ≈400 eggs for the Dedenne and only 225 for my dear Chloroform Pollen Jamboree Lilletta Lilybelle Lena Horne Radish Belladonna. Really bad luck was overdue. But by this much..?

I will get her eventually. I find it hilarious that the one hunt I decided not to count is the one that goes clear into the thousands, but either way.

(Also, for reference, I asked for names for the Petilil and decided to just use all of them. Give her the name of those girls from The Great Comet.)

Y'know the funny thing? I still have a Solosis to hunt. Yeah. I still need to get Raison D'être. But that must wait, for this pink little rebel is my current priority. Out of little more than spite; I must have her dans un instant.

They released... The same game. Except for a dollar this time. Why would they do this? Especially if there's no difference. Are they just hoping some people get unlucky and see this one first?

Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:

Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie

"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater

The antagonist just straight up kills a child.

Gay piglin saying unalive

Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment

The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms

The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)

"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game

Old man Yaoi.

So much old man Yaoi.

Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs

"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"

Alex appearing at the end

Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply

All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.

Tokyo debunker spoilers up to EP. 5 ish (far as I am right now)

So! That traitor Taiga was talking about. I have some theories. Of course, it's only been a chapter since I heard about the traitor, so it's probably all horribly wrong, but they are theories.

I'm bad at mapping out my thoughts, so let's start with who I think WOULD be the traitor, then narrow down who COULD be the traitor.

Actually, first I wanna ask what the hell traitor means *exactly.* (How to do italics on Tumblr still eludes me)

I'm going purely off memory here, though I did the chapter maybe the day before yesterday so it should be fresh on my mind, but I don't believe Taiga specified literally anything about what he means when he says Traitor. Whether he means a traitor to the school, the ghouls, or all of humankind, we don't know. (Or at the very least I don't right now.)

There's only two things that seem clear to me. (Besides them being a Ghoul.) One is that, whatever they're a traitor to, it's quite significant. Taiga seems entirely unbothered about burning down everything he's worked for after all, as if he thinks it's going to happen anyway.

Two is that, and take this with a grain of salt because it might just be conjecture, MC already knew the traitor by the time she had that "conversation" with Taiga. Though this is taken entirely from his phrasing of "keep letting him fool you".

So who *would* be the traitor? Out of everyone in the game I've met so far, not many of them come to mind. Well, that might be a lie.

In Frostheim I can only think of Thoma. (I'm like 80% sure that was his name.) Kaito and Luca seem too good natured, despite Kaito's cowardice and Luca's eagerness. Jin doesn't seem concerned enough with... Well, anything, to be a traitor. He gave away a yacht, for Christ's sake. What kind of Traitor does that for someone they met like a month ago??

Thoma on the other hand seems to fit the bill almost entirely. He's calculated, doesn't share his thoughts much, has a connection with someone high up, seems loyal enough, fits the bill almost entirely. Hell, he even has late-night rendezvous with someone (a convicted murderer no less) from an "opposing" dorm. The only real problem seems to be that his schedule is filled.

That, and the fact that I have yet to see any real reason or reasoning for him being the traitor. Circumstantial "evidence" doesn't exactly make a completely sound accusation, after all. Traitors seem like that because they're advisors, not the other way around. Cause and effect, right?

What about Vagastrom? The only one I can't see as a possibility is Sho, I mean what kind of Traitor goes back on his friends scheme to help someone he barely knows get a lesser reprimand?

Alan is already suspicious, as much as I love his character. I mean he literally killed a guy, (who is somehow still very much alive,) and is, again, having nightly rendezvous with someone from an enemy dorm. AND HIS DORM RUNS A FIGHT CLUB, I mean c'mon dude. Besides that, however, (and his clear bloodlust,) his, yk, general disposition, seems to suggest otherwise. Not sure about him.

Leo, however? Oh he would absolutely be the traitor. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain he spread the Frostheim rumours, though it's been a few days since I read that episode. Plus the spying/eavesdropping, antagonizing Alan, hearing that Vice Captain would need to be nice to MC and immediately trying to rob her of all credibility, that scheme in general, antagonizing Subaru, and most of all, suggesting that Alan let Takeru kill the Honor Student just cuz.

Or I have a theory he might be Sho's demon, but that has very little support and is kinda a reach.

Problem is with Leo being the traitor; he's too obvious about it??? He's bitchy even to his friend, he seems to regularly tell MC to come to Vagastrom with no explanation for the express reason of eavesdropping on his Captain, he antagonizes people left and right, (Alan and Subaru,) and outright suggests complacency in murder? The intent purpose of a traitor is to be trustworthy. Leo might just be your run-of-the-mill jackass. Ashamed to share a birthday with him. (Also he's not a fucking Gemini, he's a Taurus, I would know I LOOKED AT THE CONSTELLATIONS-)

Ahem. Anyway, what about Jabberwock?

Ren is a first year who, honestly, doesn't seem to give enough of a damn about the school to be a traitor in any right. He's also clearly not cold enough to be a traitor, he all saw him with Calamari. That boy's just tired.

Towa... Not entirely sure what his deal is yet, but like. "What are you doing, Dandelion?" "Hm... I'll go ask Haru if it's okay." "Do you need help, Dandelion?" "Okay, I'll save you." "Dandelion. What should I do next?" "What do you need, Dandelion? Tell me." "I'm strong enough. Why won't you ask me to do it?"

He's like Floyd if Floyd didn't resort to violence, was actually a good person, and was far more mellow. He's like a lanky, flower eating puppy with Haru as his favorite person. He's literally a sheep. I mean, look at his eyes. Fluffy, calm sheep. Either I'm incredibly naive and easily fooled, or he's not the traitor type. Knowing me, could be either.

And Haru? Haru is too busy. Like all the time. Stressed, well-dressed, and under duress. (Well-dressed because Peekaboo is practically an accessory.) He is worrying far too much about Jabberwock to worry about schemes.

Then there's Sinostra. Ritsu, is again, far too openly self involved to be hiding much of anything, and Taiga's attitude makes it seem like this Traitor has been at the school for a bit by now. Ritsu is a first year.

Romeo? Firstly, he already has shady shit going on. The explosive powder? The secret room, the kidnappings, the debt collecting, his whole thing is debauchery. A traitor would at least be subtle with it.

I sincerely doubt Taiga would admit to being a traitor. I mean it's Taiga, so who knows, but you get what I'm saying.

Hotarubi would be next. I'm only halfway through the episode, so forgive me if I interpret things as suspicious that get explained later, but I feel like the only one I can openly say is free of suspicion is Zenji. He has enough going on, and Taiga would have to know he exists to be able to say he's a traitor.

Haku, I'm gonna be honest, is extremely suspicious. Sure, it might've just been explained why, the existence of Zenji I mean, but his general disposition is just off-putting to me. He's also the first person MC met in the story, (if you ignore Taiga having tried to throw us off a bus) so it makes sense Taiga would say "keep deceiving you".

It would also feel like a good parallel NGL; to have the story start with a hostile character and a kind, guiding character, only to end the main plot by having the "aggressive" one be the only one who had caught on to the traitorous nature of the "merciful" character the MC had trusted so.

Then there would be Subaru. I can't say much about him decisively since, well, I'm not done with the Hotarubi episode yet, but he seems almost unwaveringly secretive. He lied about why Lyca is locked up, (at least from what I gathered from that interaction,) he sympathizes with the anomalies, (not a crazy position on the issue, but suspicious nonetheless when surrounded with people who see no problem with ripping them to shreds,) and overall seems almost too trusting... And trustworthy, honestly. He also noticed Leo quite quickly and seemed very quick to come to the (reasonable and true) conclusion that Leo would start some shit, which is weirdly observant tbh.

Okay, so that was one long paragraph, but there is one more house I've met so far, in the week that I've been endlessly playing this game. Mortkranken!

As this would've been the house me and my friend would've been in if we hadn't both placed Hotarubi in the quiz, I may be a bit biased when I say I doubt the traitorous ghoul is in Mortkranken, but nonetheless.

First of all, Yuri's god complex, while likely a common trait with renegades and treasonists, (I googled synonyms bc that same word over and over felt too monotonous, r u proud of me) doesn't feel like enough evidence of ill intent, especially not within a doctor. His whole job is kinda helping people stay alive.

Jiro(?) doesn't seem too reasonable of a suspect either tbh. Sure, they said there's rumours he woke up in a lab one day or WTV, but he also seems to have his own shit going on with illness or smth, and honestly he seems more like the type to go with the flow until he finally gets out of school than the type to pay attention to "the clash" or interdorm/schoolwide drama. (Also I still feel bad for us having blown up his prototype but yk. Prolly better than snorting it, so I'd call that a win.)

Um. Anyway those are my opinions. This took like two hours to write and it's midnight RN so sorry if it gets incomprehensible towards the end (or in general) but I am tired. As usual, this is just the app I use to scream into the void about my opinions when Notes App isn't doing it for me.

Tldr; possible suspects are Thoma, Alan, (?) and either living Hotarubi ghouls. With that said tho it's definitely Haku.

I'm so tired.

PLEASESSEEEEEE I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CREATURE THAT EATS SPACE FORM WORLD EATERS

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

— Anon who keeps asking about Bob & World Eaters

This mother fucker right here.

This is some. Very old art. People on my main blog have seen this already.

They don't have a proper name, I've just been calling them 'Worm Killer' for identifications sake. They're the same species as Haruna and Yoru (Abyss Child. Basically the closest thing to 'god' there is in my lore).

They hunt World Eaters for sport. Yes they do eat them, but only the worm part, the rest they use as uh. Trophies. Which they use to decorate their body. Like an assassin bug that stacks dead ants on it. But instead of camouflage it's purely for it's own ego.

*sees a mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees a different mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees yet another mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶

"I want to be a dragon."

EP 11 spoilers part 7 Tokyo Debunker

Leo: so Subaru is looking after Bonnie, hm?

Subaru: something just happened

Leo is way too unbothered jeez

See now I know logically that it was the anomaly that killed him and not Alan,

But like a part of me also thinks it might be funny if it just actually was Alan

It's not. But still

TKDB episode 8 spoilers

Forceful Ritsu.

Not-responsible-for-the-problem-for-once Taiga.

Violent to-the-point Romeo

(with a fumbling secretary-ass MC following him)

... Come to think of it Romeo and MC remind me of the first half of The Devil Wears Prada.