Huge As Fuck Claims Court. Im Suing You For One William Dollars Asshole

Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:

Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie

"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater

The antagonist just straight up kills a child.

Gay piglin saying unalive

Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment

The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms

The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)

"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game

Old man Yaoi.

So much old man Yaoi.

Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs

"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"

Alex appearing at the end

Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply

All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.

Tokyo Debunker EP8 spoilers

LMAO he's so violent I love it

BRO ISNT HE LIKE 18??? WHAT???

YOOO!!! ARBITRAGE MENTION!!! That's how I make money in most games :D it's not scamming if they agree.

Ritsu. Ritsu. You're gonna get crushed under your ego. Chill for a bit. Seriously dude.

Oh yeah, apparently after like 58 you get to unlock 15 chapters instead of 10 for each case! Yay me!

CHEESE??? I CAN PUT CHEESE IN MY BLOG THING???

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

appletun? pretty please 🍎

These take. An embarrassingly long time to complete.

Tdbk EP 10 spoilers

The last one for this episode!

THIS IS SO SAD WHAT

And why does MC shrink away 😭 both from Lyca for a moment and from Rui when handing over the documents I hate this

Like MC you of all people know that they aren't threats- STOP ACTING SO SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LITERALLY NOTHING BUT NICE AND HELPFUL AND SAVED YOU SEVERAL TIMES???

Bro I did not consent to watching this

Neither did MC actually and WOULD SOMEONE COMFORT LYCA PLS HE NEEDS IT

Ed is officially the worst dude what the hell

I forgot I drew this.

By the way what the hell is Leo's deal with impersonating officers of the law

Like bro has been in 2 goddamn chapters and both of them have him impersonating a cop and being the best at impersonating said cop.

It's bc of his misleading boyish whimsy and thirst for power to abuse isn't it. He's too morally corrupt they have to make him a cop bc nothing else makes sense

Tdbk EP 11 spoilers this time

I've decided to label the parts this time for clarification so this would be part one ig

First of all, ALAN??? WHAT

Did he fucking kill somebody

ALAN

Secondly, Dude what even is his problem.

Like she's not gonna "steal the spotlight" dude she hasn't even used her ring for the past 1, 2, THREE missions. And she still has yet to use it with any Jabberwock, Sinostra, Hotarubi OR Obscuary ghouls. SHE DOESNT EVEN MAKE PLANS bro u r worried about nothing.

This is the worst fucking idea in all of Darkwick history man