Luppie - Yeag

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

if i see a character who seems happy with their life i assume they must be trans cause being trans is a joyous experience. if i see a character who doesn't seem happy with their life i assume they must be trans because like, i get it, life's tough on us sometimes. what i'm saying is that all characters are trans to me. this is a win/win situation.

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

Favorite adderall review

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.