I’d Like To Imagine After Elle Killed That Guy And Left The BAU She Went On To Kick Other Rapists Asses.

“IF NOT FRIEND, THEN WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?” the human cries out after you denied to let them pet your homeworld’s most dangerous predator.

I use my notes app. And then don’t post cuz there trash

plz reblog for science

#he was really going through it

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

My brother in Christ, you -- hm? What? Oh, no, I hadn't heard. Well, good for you! Congratulations. Anyway, my sister in Christ,

Contact your representative and tell them to vote no to H .R. 9495