Maverick: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Iceman: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Maverick: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Slider, on a walkie talkie: This is Sli, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”
favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.
It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.
Contact your representative and tell them to vote no to H .R. 9495
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
idk i think learning basic dogwhistles is more effective than any callout bc 99% of the time ppl dont even try to hide it and imao you should not need people to point out to you that a user named smth like wombynation is a radical transmisogynist or that valhalla8148 is a nazi like
one of the saddest moments in 911 history is when maddie sees that firefighter in her doorway and she doesn't know if hes come to tell her the love of her life and father of the child she's holding in her arms or her only brother, the only person who could make the dullest day on earth shine brighter than ever has died