"never Trust How You Feel Abt Ur Life After 9pm" Is A Spring & Summer & Fall Rule. For Winter It's Never

Here is your mission.

the universe after buck continues to miss the fucking point:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-

*collective batkid groaning*

Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-

Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!

Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.

Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!

Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!

Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?

*Collective Batkid grumbling*

Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.

Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!

Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-

Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it

Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone

#growth (insp)

in another universe, my window is open and im laying on my floor. i am 12 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.

some of u guys still gotta learn what "cringe culture is dead" means apparently

my mom absolutely adores fantasy, always has. just loves worlds that don't exist.

with high concepts, you know?

for example, her favorite show of all time in law and order SVU.

which presents the truly fantastical concept of a world where police officers will do just about everything they can to punish sexual offenders.

absolutely crazy world building. a shame it doesn't exist in real life.