Watch Out Im Going Kittymode *hits The Blunt Until I Go Nonverbal And Stares At You Slow Blinking* ...

*pop* *pop*

boss make a dollar i make a dime

this make me very sad puppy dog whine

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

the navidson record goes crazy

I made a thing

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

greg

imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race