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i just.... okay let's say that it really is dan's pillow: why? he's never taken his pillow before? that's a thing phil does. unless...... they shared phil's bed in their previous flat (fight me, they totally did) so when phil brought his pillow on tour, it was comfort for both dnp. this time, now that they're sharing the moon room, they're bringing a pillow from there. but THIS TIME it's in dan's suitcase so nobody would question it.

I mean. I don’t have time to look up receipts at the moment but. We know Phil takes his pillow for comfort and that hotel pillow germs creep him out. We know that he carried that pillow around everywhere last tour. We know that dan doesn’t care about using hotel room pillows because that was in the same conversation they had about Phil’s pillow. We know they share luggage, sometimes they only take one suitcase, they always only carry one backpack etc. We know that Dan under packs and you can bet phil over packs because he’s a worrier. I think that phil wanted to pack his pillow and dan had room in his suitcase and I will continue to believe it until Phil shows up with a pillow in that green plaid pillowcase and slaps me in the face with it.  I Want To Believe. 

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here’s the stuff my mama taught me: there’s iron to bind the fae, throw salt  over one shoulder  and never wait for a man to fix you -  get AAA but know how to change a tire, use tape or a knife or running water to open jars, stand on whatever you need to in order to reach the top shelf or else just don’t put things up there, and never put your man above your friends  or soon you’ll have neither, baby

i wrote you love notes in sugar packets,  told her i was so crazy for you i’d cut my hair off  she said god i hope not i tore open the jar of my body and carved out whatever home you’d lick up, crawled on knees and changed myself until i was flat by the roadside, hated the cliche but called the devil to me

my mother picked me up off the kitchen floor. she said: here’s where to put the spoons  but maman my heart is in his hands and he is a vice and i am the moon put salt on watermelon and brown sugar in tuna but maman i taste nothing and this world is nothing without him here’s how to fold a napkin  but maman i can fold into nothing but him and him and him

she shows me how to sew. how to leave out milk. how to set a smile.

she presses the handle of a knife into my palm.  “And when all else fails, my love,” she says, “Chop something up and move on.”

That’s what I’m talkin bout ; midterms 2018

(Talking about ops opinion)   While this is very true. It's also very sad to still see a vast majority of opinions like this on topics because, while its very obvious they won’t go away they should a least be the minority of opinions on topics like these. Weather or not people realize it or not opinions like this kill people (Mostly women) because its telling people they don’t deserve brakes, or sick days etc. ect.. It’s also telling women that there hideous and ugly without makeup and that they have to wear makeup.

“Nobody should be required to use beauty products to look professional!” Ok, Susan. Next time you go to a restaurant you tell me you don’t mind that the waitress who has the flu serves you food while looking into her sweaty face and at her red, swollen nose. Next time you go in for surgery have a talk with the surgeon who has bags under their eyes and looks like they’re on hardcore drugs due to their dry, split lips and irritated skin and tell me it’s not bothering you. Let’s be honest - none of us wants these illusions destroyed.