Concept: An RPG Side Quest Where A Couple Of Villagers Ask You To Help Sort Out Their Marital Problems,

#cinnamon rolls 

whoops my hand slipped

15 mutuals, 15 questions

Thanks for the tag @sophieandtheorchestra !!!

Are you named after anyone? Nope! My parents just wanted a one-syllable name and, fun fact, they wanted it to be unisex so i wouldn’t get discriminated against on resumes.

When was the last time you cried? idk. recently.

Do you have any kids? HAHAHAHHAHAH i am 18. No thank God. Though I often call the theatre kids I work with my kids lmao

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Less in recent years, but still fairly often.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? I don’t know. Maybe whether or not they appear friendly. Like if they look angry or if they’re smiling or whatever.

Eye color? Hazel

Scary movie or happy ending? Literally FUCK scary movies.

Any special talents? I mean I can sing and play some instruments and I did stand-up for years which I wasn’t terrible at.

Where were you born? Santa Monica, CA.

Hobbies? Writing and music mostly

Do you have any pets? two dogs and a tortoise none of whom i have seen since august :(

What sports do you/have you played? like, all of them. I played soccer for 11-ish years, basketball for 7-ish, karate for 6-ish, softball/baseball for 8-ish, volleyball for 3, flag football for a season… I was actually a really sporty kid. I don’t do any anymore though so.

How tall are you? I’m not.

Favorite subject in school? Theatre!

Dream job? BROADWAY

I tag @trinatries @the-krystal-nacht @andrewrannellsdeservesatony @short–insomniacs and whoever else wants to do it

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Oh shit damn

so how was the cuddle, bantonin?

Antonin: Not fucking long enough.  Madame Pomfrey kicked him out the hospital wing.

Barty: But it was cute till then!

Antonin: Why is everything always fucking “cute” to you?

Barty: BECAUSE IT WAS!!!!!

Seymour awakens in the ravine, after a long and eventless sleep. In the space between thoughts, he passes through the needle’s eye, and arrives where he was last, funny patchwork creature in tow.

And Now Who The Hell Are Who Are You

when your grandpa grows a weird dog in a tube and now he’s your brother but also your pet, sort of