Rosa + Undercover

my silly little gay people being criminals

(art comm by kovacseemma)

jake peralta being a supportive friend / boyfriend / fiancé / husband (▰˘◡˘▰)

poor baby djaslkdjks

ANNABETH CHASE (in color palette #35) for my art trade with twitchyteleporter! I’m also going to label this as a belated drawing for Annabeth’s birthday, which was yesterday. 

HP RP Pair Up

In the spirit of script swap, here’s another event to bring the community closer together. The HP RP Pair Up.

Once all the names are submitted, and May ends, I will pair everyone up. Everyone will get one randomly assigned partner. You and your partner will co-write and perform a thread together. It must have at least two characters, though it may have more than two. You and your partner are the only ones allowed in the thread. 

Send me an ask or a message saying that you’d like to participate. If you aren’t sending me the message from your RP account, be sure to also send me the URL you roleplay from. Sign ups will be open for the entire month of May. I am aware that it is finals season, so this will be slower going with longer deadlines.

here’s the stuff my mama taught me: there’s iron to bind the fae, throw salt  over one shoulder  and never wait for a man to fix you -  get AAA but know how to change a tire, use tape or a knife or running water to open jars, stand on whatever you need to in order to reach the top shelf or else just don’t put things up there, and never put your man above your friends  or soon you’ll have neither, baby

i wrote you love notes in sugar packets,  told her i was so crazy for you i’d cut my hair off  she said god i hope not i tore open the jar of my body and carved out whatever home you’d lick up, crawled on knees and changed myself until i was flat by the roadside, hated the cliche but called the devil to me

my mother picked me up off the kitchen floor. she said: here’s where to put the spoons  but maman my heart is in his hands and he is a vice and i am the moon put salt on watermelon and brown sugar in tuna but maman i taste nothing and this world is nothing without him here’s how to fold a napkin  but maman i can fold into nothing but him and him and him

she shows me how to sew. how to leave out milk. how to set a smile.

she presses the handle of a knife into my palm.  “And when all else fails, my love,” she says, “Chop something up and move on.”

Too spicy?

Gumby is wearing her extra-adhesive Tiny-Hat!

She must escape to the hand!

I guess I'm getting to James first, for he really annoys me. He's a bully, and he did really awful things when he and Reg weren't together. I hope he'll grow up. It doesn't mean I don't think he's a good friend with great potential as an adult. You portray him well. So James, why did you think it was okay to kinda harass Reg with messages about how horny and in love you are ? Do you know not everything is about sex ? And... Can't you JUST ask yourself if you're not responsible for Lily's depart?

((OOC: Again, thank you!! 😊))

James: I was an idiot.  I know I was an idiot.  I can’t change what I did and how I acted, but all I can try to do is make up for it now, which is what I’m trying to do.

James: And MAYBE I’ve been a bit lazy with my head boy duties, but it’s not my fault.  Lily should have specifically told me if she wanted me to do some work…