Ghost: *Gently Taps Table*

he’s messaging me btw

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

Tea time ☕

Hi guys. Lesbian penis,

same thing

YEAHHHHH

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago