Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Spot the difference *impossible*

Queen + (some) big hits by each member

Okay but Fred having to climb on the kitchen counter to reach the top shelf and John (or Bri or Roger) just fucking LOSING it over how cute he is

Roger probably shouldn’t be staring. He definitely should be going to get the step or going over to help. He definitely shouldn’t be letting Freddie do this.

But it’s too cute, and Freddie doesn’t know he’s there.

Their manager had just called. Killer Queen had reached number two in the charts, and the boys had decided to celebrate. Freddie had officiously stated that it was the perfect occasion to drink the Moet et Chandon that the company had graciously sent down, and had gone off to find their good crystal flutes.

The good crystal flutes that had been placed on the top shelf when they moved in, to keep them safe.

The top shelf that was definitely out of Freddie’s five-foot-nine-and-a-half-inches reach.

Roger couldn’t help but watch as Freddie pulled a chair over to the bench and scrambled up on it, the tip of his tongue poking out in concentration. Grinning when he was stable, he rose up on his knees and carefully pulled out the four glasses, slightly dusty from disuse. They were set on the bench equally as carefully, and then Roger was treated to the sight of Freddie’s foot cautiously sliding down, looking for the chair -

Freddie squeaked in surprise when he found himself suddenly swept into Roger’s arms, kisses peppering his neck.

“Rog! Stop! You want to give me a heart attack!”

“Mmm, you’re not scared of me, my sweet - adorable - little - cute - Freddie,” Roger grinned, and Freddie sighed.

“Sometimes I swear you put things on the top shelf just so I can’t reach.”

“But you look so cute trying to get it down!”

“I am not cute!” Freddie said indignantly. “I’m fabulous.”

“You’re cute,” Roger insisted, kissing further down Freddie’s neck, and Freddie rolled his eyes, knowing the argument was lost - for now…

Queen Texts #4

DiscoDeaky: wₕₒ ₐₜₑ ₘy cₑᵣₑₐₗ

SpaceNerd: John?

DiscoDeaky: ɨ ֆǟɨɖ աɦօ ǟȶɛ ʍʏ ƈɛʀɛǟʟ

CupboardBoi: jesus, satan calm down

DiscoDeaky: ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ

OneQueerBoi: well, none of us ate it!

DiscoDeaky: 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞

DiscoDeaky: ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｘ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｅ

OneQueerBoi: ask Julie then!

DiscoDeaky: yₒᵤ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ⱼᵤₗᵢₑ ₐₜₑ ᵢₜ?

DiscoDeaky: Ḫ̴͔̦͑a̴̻̘͋̈̏̀̈́̐́͋,̸̧̲̬̳̯́͒ ̵̛̹͙̤̰̖̲̌̈́̅͗̑i̷̧̲̔ ̸̦̓̅̈́̈́́͌̿̇̀ͅd̵̡̜̯̲̻́̑ͅơ̸̗̞͓͈̦̙͑̋̎̏͐̐͐ņ̷̨̧̦̤̺̯͓̦̍́̈̏ͅ'̷̨̧̱̹͇͇̙͖̙̇̓͊̅͑̀̆͑͘͝ͅt̸̮̊͒̉͌͠ ̸̛̬̝̂̍͂̊̃̄̕͠b̵̖̺͔̼̖̹̒̉̇͒̋͗̑͜͜͝ē̸̥̟̰͌̍̄ͅl̶̜̬̩̟͋͝i̷̯̻̟̲͝è̵͜v̶̛͍̞̠̪̖̖͎͖́̽̌̓̿̅͆é̷̞͎̍̒͐͋͜ ̶̜̲̯͐̑͊͜i̴̢̗̤͕̯̠̺͇͋̈́̔͒t̶̨̼̺͚̪̐̅͒̌͊̐

SpaceNerd: Did you ask her?

DiscoDeaky: …

DiscoDeaky: she ate it

CupboardBoi: Are you going to apologize, demon?

DiscoDeaky: *high pitched devil screeching*

DiscoDeaky: NEVER

Hades: You look pretty

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I said you look shitty bye

Moon Signs Through Music (Lana Del Rey)

Aries – (Impulsive and Enthusiastic): Lucky Ones: Lyrics: “Let’s get out of this town, baby we’re on fire / Everyone around here seems to be going down, down, down / If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher”

Taurus – (Romantic and Materialistic): Fucked My Way Up to the Top: Lyrics “Lay me down / tonight in my diamonds and pearls / Tell me something like I’m your favorite girl / I fucked my way up to the top / This is my show”

Gemini - (Dark and Unsettled) Gods and Monsters: Lyrics “In the land of gods and monsters / I was an angel / Living in the garden of evil / Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed / Shining like a fiery beacon”

Cancer - (Emotional and Dependable) Radio Lyrics: “Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in / Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio”

Leo - (Dramatic and Romantic) Old Money Lyrics: “The power of youth is on my mind / Sunsets, small town, I’m out of time / Will you still love me when I shine / From words but not from beauty”

Virgo - (Curious and Practical) Young and Beautiful Lyrics: “Will you still love me / When I’m no longer young and beautiful? / Will you still love me / When I got nothing but my aching soul?”

Libra – (Flirtatious and Cheerful) Lolita Lyrics: “Would you be mine? Would you be my baby tonight? / Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine / ‘Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got, don’t you know? / It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes”

Scorpio – (Passionate and Secretive) Burning Desire Lyrics: “Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby / Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby I drive fast, wind in my hair, push it to the limits ‘cause I just don’t care / You ask me where I’ve been? / I been everywhere / I don’t wanna be no where but here”

Sagittarius – (Free Spirited and Impulsive): High By the Beach Lyrics: “The truth is I never / Bought into your bullshit / When you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that / All I wanted to do was get high by the beach / Get high baby, baby, bye, bye”

Capricorn - (Ambitious and Dignified): Million Dollar Man Lyrics: “One for the money, and two for the show / I love you honey, I’m ready, I’m ready to go / How did you get that way, I don’t know / You’re screwed up and brilliant / Look like a million dollar man”

Aquarius - (Eccentric and Playful): Off to the Races Lyrics: “And I’m off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers / Chasin’ me all over town 'cause he knows I’m wasted / Facin’ time again on Rikers Island and I won’t get out / Because I’m crazy baby, I need you to come here and save me”

Pisces – (Compassionate and Mystical): Once Upon a Dream Lyrics: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream / I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam / And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem / But if I know you, I know what you’ll do / You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”

Hades: I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman