maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock

maddysdebaucheryandeatery

The Kitchen of Gridlock

28, She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Minors DNI 🔞 this blog is very horny with a splash of political discourse. Rapebait, Puppy Girl, Verse/Switch Bad at bottoming, but I desire it so much.

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maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

"I ate my twin in the womb" big deal, I ate my twin last year.

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
Time Shifting
Time Shifting

Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
Oopsie~ O///o
Oopsie~ O///o

oopsie~ o///o

Emeryne's crow friend, blueberry, flies to see her in the middle of winter. Thank goodness she's okay, it's so cold these days and- oops.

(also it's hard to tell but darcy/blueberry is carrying an acorn in her mouth that's stem is connected to another acorn, as a sweet gift of love)

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Finally something that clicks with me, ruffarf, in a doggirl way, not in a sexy way, not in an actually a dog way, but in a doggirl way.

i think the thing is, i worry that me making references to doglike behavior (wagging, barking, etc) will be seen as sexual by default. and its tricky because like yeah i am into pet play but i am also just a doggirl as a matter of personal identity. it gets weird and confusing though because i dont really identify with therianism as a concept (all love to my therians tho), i feel like i am a fully human woman, i am just a human woman who can be most accurately described as Being A Doggirl. its not a sex thing except for the times that it is. in conclusion i just wanna get to say wagwagwag and arfarf in conversation and have it not be weird!!!!! but alas i am forever cursed to think i am always making every person around me intensely uncomfortable :(

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

you should be able to interact with trans women without expecting them to fuck you or talking about how much you wanna fuck them. this is like the bare minimum

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Me and who?

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maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
Poipiku/bsky
Poipiku/bsky

poipiku/bsky

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Lmfaooo this got me good

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maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

what if we got kidnapped together and made out in the boot of our captor's car 🥺

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
☁️🖥️☁️ Art Tag | Websites

☁️🖥️☁️ Art Tag | Websites

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Hi I'm trans woman, reporting for duty mam'! 🫡

I want to be mutuals with every trans woman on Tumblr.

Not just because we’re all hot, funny, unhinged, powerful, emotionally intelligent, and dangerously full of eldritch energy—but because once we’re all connected, we can unionize.

Step 1: Take over Tumblr.

Step 2: Take over the internet.

Step 3: Take turns writing smut posts and reblog-chain them into one continuous, increasingly horny and chaotic sapphic epic.

It’s not just about power.

It’s about community.

It’s about craft.

It’s about gay rights and collaborative storytelling.

We are the revolution, and we are NSFW tagged.

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago
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maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Please spank me because I've been a good girl puppy

It annoys me when people tell submissive "ohhh you're so obedient I wouldn't even bother locking you up, you're not gonna run away"

Like you're correct, but you're also missing the fucking point

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

Someone needs to be into them

hi i love you mutuals who have kinks im not into <3

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
1 week ago

hi i love you mutuals who have kinks im not into <3

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

when your friend is pent up be sure to rub your feet on her crotch as a joke for a fun surprise

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

Sorry to be in Sex Work Advocacy mode but the way Transfems so frequently have to turn to it and already have our sexuality so policed, we MUST include advocacy for sex workers in our transfeminism

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago
Justin O'Neal
Justin O'Neal

Justin O'Neal

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

Can confirm, I sound like this all the time

?? On My Post With A Recording From A Decommissioned Satellite

?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

I love him

I'm On A Lot Of Nyquil Right Now

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

CW: Sis with a y

Lmaoooo big fucking yikes. Pro tip, if you want me to fuck with you maybe go over what sort of shit I'm into, getting called (what is imo) a slur doesn't do it for me. Then to top it all off just immediately blocking me instead of apologizing just seals the deal. Peak

CW: Sis With A Y
maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago
maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

This isn't even to mention the fact that prolonged trauma and acute trauma both lead to trauma disorders and are thought to be processed in the brain in similar ways.

i need to soapbox about DID more, because its kinda like being trans, you'd think that you'd notice if you had it but that's just cultural osmosis giving a skewed impression, statistically you probably wouldn't. statistically you need to do rigorous work to notice.

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

favorite thing is when a brat goes from “i hate you” to “i want your cum inside me” in the span of ten minutes

maddysdebaucheryandeatery
2 weeks ago

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

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