A Terrible Affliction. You Need More Mouse Bites.

Satan, get out of the mirror maze

Holy moly there are a lot of gays in here

Hey hey girl! I- oh no- no! NOOO-

AAAHHHHHHH

"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I lowkey hope Shawn Hatosy is just lurking on tumblr under some username like jackabbotsfakeleg, liking all of the debauched posts about him while giggling and kicking his feet.

Picturing Dr. Robby as the Gordon Ramsey of The Pitt

Crash out king 🫶 (it was literally the worst day of his life)

Slowly, everyone (except maybe Mel and Robby) starts joining in on it.

Abbott, passing on some paper from night shift to day shift, has taped a picture of the turtle to the back.

People start changing his contact photo to that damn picture. Whitaker timidly approaches him (having been forced by Santos to help), hands him a hand-drawn photo of it folded up, and runs the hell away.

Eventually, it becomes such a meme around the ER, that a lot of people have no idea where it even came from. There’s even a photo hidden somewhere in chairs.

I think I might love that idea too much guys 🤧

One day, Langdon really pisses off Santos, and she decides she needs to take petty revenge, which she does by printing and cutting out 100 of these and hiding them in his locker, pockets, backpack, lunchbox, etc. for weeks.

Me when I’m an old, traumatized, recovering nicotine addict and my old, veteran wife & co-worker has to give me a fucking reality check 💔

🫵 he doesn't want to be the bee that protects the hive

@more-mousebites None of that should be hidden in tags 💔 I think I’m falling in love right now (/j)

Sums up my viewing experience pretty much 🤷‍♂️

5th post of the day for The Pitt — I’m quite happy in my rubber room.

Someone animating Trinity Santos to any Janice song in Mean Girls the musical when???

This post genuinely made me giggle out loud because how did we get here in the fandom?? 🤭

We’re going from (insert incredibly heart wrenching soul crushing detail about the plot) to (insert fanart that makes you sob to look at) to “I saw Michael Robinavitch leaving the furry convention on his moped to go to work ☝️😀”

I saw Michael Robinavitch leaving the furry convention on his moped to go to work

To anyone who visits my blog

There’s someone really cool on this app who is striving to help members of the LGBTQ community in Kenya. Unfortunately, I am unable to donate, but I would like to spread awareness of this individual. If you can, please go check it out. Thank you 🫶

@mayanjas-blog