PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

bless you for your business!

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

conversations in eden

I too want to give Maomao a kiss on the cheek

EDIT: I made a follow up comic

girl help my disability is disabling me

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

Bonus:

I need to know your most deranged opinion on cereal. This is scientifically relevant

I ate too much cereal as a child and now I‘m ace