Fuck It Homebrew Boop Button. Reblog This Post To Boop The Person You Reblogged From.

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

demjin

Doot?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

la gueule des loups

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

/gen

-Viv

What’s your most deranged opinion on cereal, important for science

I HATE cereal with milk. Cereal should be eaten dry and crunchy and also just with your hands when you're in a hurry, caveman style

temptation