Majesticsquareplatypus - Square_Platypus

denial, delusion, coping

ms. malpractice

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

no, fuck you, i will analyse this shit for yall, because it’ 4 am and my nighty-night big-brain time just hit like a fine dose of methamphetamine <33

(excuse me for my poor english lol)

Ok, so, as you can see the first bullet goes right through his shoulder, but the second one does not exit his head.

(there’s also no hole on the wall behind him, tho the other shots did leave such a mark)

This may mislead you to conclude that the bullet stuck in the skull. Now. Why is this absoulte bullshit:

If you get shot in the head. With the gun being in direct contact with your head. The bullet does not simply just go through…

YOUR SKULL STRAIGHT UP FUCKING EXPLODES.

Also: the part of the brain reciveing the damage (the forebrain I suppose?? cerebrum, thalamus, hypothalamus??) is responsible for functions like thinking and speech, so there would be no chit-chat after that.

And lets just look at where else Chuuya shoots on this pathetic dude:

2 shoulder shots and 1 on his side. I don’t really have any info on how leathal these are, but I belive, in in the public mind they’re not considered fatal…

Also, the question arises: why did’t Chuuya aim for the chest? I mean everybody aims either for the head or the chest when trying to kill someone, and he was also close range so it shouldn’t have been difficult to do so.

What could have happened here? As I see it: a play.

Chuuya could’ve stopped the bullet, only causing damage on the surface of Dazai’s forehead, then shot a few more into some less leathal points to reassure his supposed “death”.

I mean isn’t this whole skk-killing-each-other-drama playing out to be this?? Dazai tries to drown Chuuya, so Fyodor thinks “their bond is shallow”. And now whatever this execution thing was. But with this, Fyodor actually belives that he is dead, he will let his guard down, only for Dazai to show up again and counter attack. This is just speculation tho of course…

Anyway, if I’m happen to be right, we are still left with the question of how did Dazai reach Chuuya, or nullify the vampirism. Perhaps his words did get to him, perhaps his ability can affect through objects via the gun, I do not know...

There are two possibble conclusions I can give:

a.) Asagiri purposefully misleads us with the clues I explained earlier lol.

b.) I’m right and Dazai will live, and this is all according to his plan.

Either way, we will see…

This is not delulu! It’s SCIENCE!

You know what? This isn’t even being delusional, do you know why Dazai will really survive? There were 4 shots. But only 3 holes on the wall:

The return of the king.

#bye tumblr 2022 it’s been fun

Btw, this is just a theory, but now that Mizi came back to the Alien Stage, could it mean that in future episodes, she will have to have another round with Luka to properly settle the battle?? Revenge round??? Maybe???

Serving cunt after eliminating the serving count.

I HAVE SOOOOOOO FUCKING TOLD YA!!!!!

SO. FUCKING. TOLD. YA

Btw I am a little sad, that I didn’t make a post abt, the reason why Dazai won, cause it was kinda predictable lol

The foreshadowing:

(ch77)

We know Dazai used to be manipulative in the mafia (Fyodor even says that it’s his expertise), he didn’t really view ppl as actual living, breathing creatures but rather pawns (just like Fyodor yk)

(dead apple manga)

The flashback to Oda’s death, the day he left the mafia, when he “chose to be on the side that saves people” is when his point of view changed. And it paid off:

He improved, he grew as a person and this shouldn't go unnoticed!

It was a pleasure to experience the monthly madness with you my friends 🫡

You know what? This isn’t even being delusional, do you know why Dazai will really survive? There were 4 shots. But only 3 holes on the wall:

denial, delusion, coping