Mallowedheart - Jellybean

My interpretation of a beatles modern au

Let's set the scene: The au would take place right now in the 2020s- or as far back as the 2010s to now. The boys meet and sign with brian, then move from liverpool to london before they debut as an official band to the public. brian is 28, john and ringo are both 20, paul is 18 and george is 17.

paul

birthday: june 18 2005

favorite food: mashed potatoes

resident pintrest girlie

semi-popular tiktoker

aesthetic: light academia

zodiac: gemini

the biggest perfectionist of the group

very, very protective of george

has a 10 step routine

is a part of the online kpop scene/stan twitter

plays bass and piano

john

birthday: october 9th 2003

favorite food: chocolate everything

an infamous redditer and overall shitposter

gets in petty arguments with random people on twitter

scrolls tags like booktok when on tiktok

zodiac sign: libra

aesthetic: retrocore

loves the hunger games trilogy and alice in wonderland

big book nerd in general

closeted bisexual

has a very obvious, big fat crush on paul

both a part time insomniac and part time narcolept

plays guitar and harmonica

george

birthday: february 24th/25th 2006

he likes to celebrate his birthday on both days

favorite food: biscuits

your average redditer

scrolls tiktok but doesn't make any himself

zodiac sign: pisces

aesthetic: hippie

has a giant crystal collection

introvert who meditates in his alone time

highly spiritual and intuitive

has social anxiety

plays guitar as well

ringo

birthday: july 8th 2003

favorite food: baked beans

tweets almost daily

low key the only positive person on twitter

highest paid ms paint artist at $380

zodiac sign: cancer

aesthetic: softcore

sensitive and sweet to literally everyone he meets

honestly too wholesome for this world

he's the friend everyone needs

plays drums and is an absolute god when playing them

brian

birthday: september 19th 1995

favorite food: scones and muffins

zodiac sign: virgo

uses older social media like facebook

he does have his own separate twitter account though

is trying to give the band a social media presence

he contacted companies to audition them through social media

aesthetic: ? he doesn't identify with any specific one

closeted homosexual to everyone except the band

genuinely loves the boys and wants them to succeed for their own sakes

has become a father figure to them all

i have the URGENT need to bite this cutie 😭👹

john and paul discuss the "john's princess thing" that the secretaries keep casually mentioning with each other, circa 1968

paul: what's with everyone calling me your princess? john: well, I don't know honestly. paul: who started that rumor, do yeh think? john: again, paulie, I don't know- but- paul: but what, john? john: I mean, we've been best friends for 11 years now. We're inseparable! Maybe they have some kind of fantasy about us? paul: what do you mean by "fantasy?" john: like they see us as a knight in shining armor and a fair princess. I don't blame them. paul: do you see me as a princess? john: maybe? I mean, look at yourself, fair skin and doe eyes- like a real life princess. paul: john, are you calling me beautiful? john: yeah, but don't tell anyone else yeah?

Beatles @ Padawan training camp

Paul (green)

George (blue)

Ringo (yellow)

John (red)

Picrew

Baby Carrot outfit maker

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS!! I will be updating this from time to time :p OK to use for: pfp, character reference, tiktok trends I guess et

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He looks like he wants to kill me and fuck me at the same time!! 🫣

yes jd vance DID in fact kill the pope 🧑‍⚖

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

paul: *eats a chocolate cupcake cutely* 🥺🧁

john: hey, paulie, I wrote a song! *sings a song about paul cutely eating a cupcake* 😏

paul: you're so funny, johnny! *blushing* 😊

george: you guys are so weird. *grumpy bc he wanted a cupcake, but paul ate the last one* 😠

with a cupcake baby chocolate yeah yeah

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Please, Julia too 😭😭😭😭