One night under his invisibility cloak James Potter wandered, it was quite abnormal to find him alone like this. He had been feeling pretty down lately for one reason or another and decided once everyone was quiet in their beds to take a walk. He came across a room with a very large mirror and decided to play the game of having no reflection under the cloak. This always gave him a chuckle for whatever reason.
However when he stepped in front of the mirror he nearly jumped, for in the mirror was a picture of himself, a little older, and Lily Evans, also older, holding something wrapped in a blanket. Then a little hand reached out and James, in the mirror played with it, and he realized it was him and Lily, together, with a baby. He must have been watching the mirror for at least an hour when something dropped down beside him making him jump. Then worrying him even more he realized it was Lily and with huge eyes asked what she saw.
“A mirror silly, what are you doing up anyways?”
“oh, couldn’t sleep, but look if I move away…”
as he did Lily whispered oh so soft he couldn’t be sure that he actually heard it. After a few moments he asked her what she saw, she responded quickly, her cheeks flaming.
“Well I believe from reading it somewhere that its the mirror of Erised, which shows your deepest wants and desires, I see myself working as an auror for the ministry of course…”
James spun a story about the house cup.
They sat for quiet awhile staring, just far enough away that they could both see their images. However, what neither told the other was that their pictures were the same..
oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry
Lily: I just wanted to thank you guys for taking care of Harry tonight.
Sirius: Mhmm.
Lily: I mean, I just really appreciate it, you know?
Remus: Oh... thats...
Lily: Just to have a night free of stress and worry... Thanks, you two.
Sirius: Oh, don't thank us.
Remus: No really, DO NOT thank us.
Lily: Wait— what?
James: WHY IS THERE A MURAL DEDICATED TO PADFOOT ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL
Sirius: Moony. Grab the irreversible crayons and run.
remus is me. i am remus. monopoly is sacred.
Remus normally: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.
Remus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Snape: Potter.
James: Snape.
Sirius: Sirius.
James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.
Sirius: It was the only one left!
James and Lily on their first date and Lily can’t seem to understand why James gets pissed off when he sees a black stray dog sitting outside the Three Broomsticks wagging his tail.
"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.
The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.
"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.
"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.
"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.
"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.
"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."
"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.
Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"
"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."
with all of this (deserved) andrew garfield hype lately, let’s not forget to remind everyone of his true multi-persona origin: being fancast as marauders-era remus lupin on tumblr in 2013
marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious
marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level
marauders: skool sux get rekt filch
Remus: *talking to a girl*
Remus: Would you like to go to Hogsmeade-
Sirius: AWw is little Rem tryna get a date?? that's so CUTE
Remus: Hold on one second
Remus: *reaches in messenger bag for a tennis ball*
Remus: Fetch. *throws ball*
Sirius: *starts sprinting after the ball*
Remus: Where was I?