Btw Much As I Love To Make Fun Of Twitter And Reddit's Business Decisions, I Have 0% Trust In Tumblr's

(They’re both talking in wingdings.. although I guess Sans’s future narration is in English?) Here is part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, and part 5. :}

Hhhhuhhnngnnnng..I’m never doing a huge project like ever AGAIN!! UHG that took forever. I’m so friggin tired and hungry man, I haven’t moved since I woke up because I was determined to get this out today. Anyway it feels like a weight is being lifted off my chest having this thing done. I’m glad I can return to drawing whatever I want without this project looming over my head.

Also, in case anyone is wondering why it seems like Papyrus is drooling all over the place, see this post, face row 6 for your explanation. :]

Also these poor babies. Why do I do this you might ask? I wish I had an answer man, reeeeeally wish I did. I don’t have much else to say, I cant really think of anything. I guess I could point out that Papyrus is still scratched up because he used up all his energy on healing Sans and Gaster really doesn’t have the magic to spare..

Anyway I’ll stop rambling, I hope you all enjoyed this roller coaster ride of emotions! Please exit the carriage to the left, watch your head and have a nice day!  

Eckhart siblings dynamic

Yvonne: *poking Penelope's cheek* Penny? Hey Penny?

Penelope: What...?! *Literally just woke up in the middle of the night*

Yvonne: I had a nightmare...

Penelope: And how the f*ck is that my problem??

Yvonne: Can I sleep with you? Please?

Penelope: ...

*Agressive knocking on Reynold's door*

Penelope: Reynold open the f*ck up!!

Reynald: Is literally three in the morning, what the f*ck do you wan—

Penelope and Yvonne: *holding hands while both having a pillow under their arms and a blanket in their hands*

Reynald: ....

Penelope: Your sister had a nightmare and if I have to deal with her bullshit you have to deal with her bullshit too *already shoving Yvonne into his bed*

Reynald: Derrick wake up! *violently shaking him*

Derrick:: Reynold Eckhart, what on earth do you wan—?! *Sees Yvonne holding into Reynold's sleeve while also holding Penelope's hand* ...

Reynald: Yvonne had a nightmare and decided do bring Penelope along, so now is your problem too

Derrick: I can't deal with this right now...

Derrick: Father, wake up *lightly shaking the Duke*

Duke: Derrick what—

*All of his grown ass children holding each other hands or sleeves and kind of swinging due to being sleepy*

Duke: I have... I have so many questions...

Paimon: why are you three here?

Lynette: Father asked us to stalk Miss Furina--

Lyney: *covers Lynette's mouth* --ehm, she means to say that Father asked us to go on vacation! haha;;

Paimon: stalking Fur-- Paimon thought that would be over after everything that happened!

Freminet: well, not exactly stalking...she asked us to make sure Miss Furina didn't get hurt...

Lyney: Exactly, thank you Freminet. that's a much nicer way of putting it.

Lynette: we were also supposed to make sure she didn't know we were following her.

Lyney: ahem, anyway, we're on vacation now since Clorinde and Navia ended up taking over that task...

Paimon: uh, are they in on it too...?

Freminet: no, when he says "taking over," he moreso means they decided to protect her on their own, so there was no longer any need for us to follow...

Lyney: Right, well--

Lynette: also Clorinde would've caught us for sure if we kept stalking her--

Lyney: Guarding. let's call it guarding

Lynette: usually people know if they have a guard. or three.

Lyney: covert guarding.

Can’t believe Nüwa is a Shadowpeach fan (Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU / NEXT )

(Yes I know she doesn’t need other beings to create life but let me dream of those two idiots being biological dads of the chaos baby)

P.1: First Arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

Extras: A Future Scenario - PIF finds out - Part 1+2 Dub! - Part 3+4 Dub! - Part 5-6 Dub!

P.2: Week 1 and 2

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

Extras: fanart by @terezsa07 - fanart by @downerdays - Animatic by @racoonponiee - fanart by @asthmaticplushiedragon

P.3: Training montage

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Extras: Family dinner

P:4: Un-divorce arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

Extras: Spicynoodle bit

P.5: More than a successor

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

(They’re both talking in wingdings.. although I guess Sans’s future narration is in English?) Here is part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, and part 5. :}

Hhhhuhhnngnnnng..I’m never doing a huge project like ever AGAIN!! UHG that took forever. I’m so friggin tired and hungry man, I haven’t moved since I woke up because I was determined to get this out today. Anyway it feels like a weight is being lifted off my chest having this thing done. I’m glad I can return to drawing whatever I want without this project looming over my head.

Also, in case anyone is wondering why it seems like Papyrus is drooling all over the place, see this post, face row 6 for your explanation. :]

Also these poor babies. Why do I do this you might ask? I wish I had an answer man, reeeeeally wish I did. I don’t have much else to say, I cant really think of anything. I guess I could point out that Papyrus is still scratched up because he used up all his energy on healing Sans and Gaster really doesn’t have the magic to spare..

Anyway I’ll stop rambling, I hope you all enjoyed this roller coaster ride of emotions! Please exit the carriage to the left, watch your head and have a nice day!  

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

I’m also enjoying all the Eurylochus defenders from Epic. I remember reading it and after they tried eating steak, going, “Finally this dick is dead. What a moronic pain in the butt. I would have thrown him overboard after the Cyclops.” He is much more likable in Epic. But literally, just, I can give him a pass on the Cyclops, Lotus and Lastrygonian islands, but “Let’s open this bag for the treasure.” Sir, you are in the middle of the sea, where are you going to spend it? Oh look it’s a hot lady who is enticing us to join her. Uhm, I’m sorry, but how is that not a red flag to anyone? Were you expecting a gangbang with food? Wait, Ancient Greece, probably was -shudder-. And then after surviving the Underworld, Sirens and Scylla, you ignore the dead prophet’s warning of “DO NOT EAT HELIOS’S CATTLE!!! YOU WILL BE SMITTEN QUICKER THAN IXION!!! DO NOT ANGER THE SUN!!!” And then get surprised when Zeus uses your boat at target practice?

To Kill a Kingdom fanfiction

Some said that sword fighting was like dancing; for them it was the other way around. Maybe it came in the territory of being a killer, to see the simplest of things as hunting ground but neither of them minded.

When Elian had first suggested it, Lira had only looked at him with a blank expression; after he explained, she just narrowed her eyes. It wasn’t like sirens knew the first thing about walking, much less dancing. And being the Sea Queen meant she couldn’t spent so much time on land. But Elian pointed out that she did spent on land, meaning they could practice.

“Come on,” he’d said one day. “It’ll be fun. Father spent all those years on tutors and hate to think he wasted it now.”

By the sidelines, the Saad’s crew had taken to give their varies opinions as Elian and Lira discussed the matter.

“Come on, Your Majesty, don’t break our poor, gracious Captain’s heart!” Holding his hat to his heart, Kye like the comfortable pirate he was, resting with no worries whatsoever by the ship’s railing.

“Does he even have a heart?”, Madrid mused by his side.

“The ship’s conditions says so.”

“Shut up, you two!”. Though most captains, especially ones raised as princes to kings, would had taken offense at being talked like that, Elian only returned their grin like he would to an annoying sibling. Considering he had basically grown up with this people, and that had had the honor of meeting Elian’s sister, it wasn’t difficult to believe.

He turned back to her, holding out a hand for her. “Shall we?”

After what had probably been their longest verbal argument, Lira relented. Her steps were clumsy, the swaying of the Saad and the crew’s suggestions not helping. Elian found it all very amusing, though Lira kept throwing him death-promising glares with every smirk.

Night fell and they kept dancing. Eventually, the crew retreated to the comfort of their hammocks, one or another staying longer watching them before they too left.

Alone at the prow of the ship, neither pirate nor siren talked. Lira had missed this days, to stand at this ship, away from her kingdom just for a time. Being queen was everything she’d wished for but there were times it became…hard, like a creature feeding off her. But here, in Elian’s arms, she felt alive. Home.

They kept dancing for hours, slow and to their own rhythm, the silence saying more than words ever could. And when the crew finally awoke and returned to the deck to find them still there, no one moved, for it was obvious they were somewhere far, far away where no one could touch them.

For @samnherondale, who I miss and is one of my dearest friends, I hope you are okay Samn, know that I’m always here.

Neuvillette: It is such a shame I can't go out much due to my duties.

Clorinde: You could always leave them to me. I'm not too busy now. Or you can ask Navia for help.

Neuvillette: No, that'd be too much. Forget I said anything, I just wanted to know how Furina's doing.

Clorinde: They're hosting a surfing competition for the entire month at Romaritime Harbor's sea. Furina is vying for the annual championship and is stomping the competition as we speak.

Neuvillette: She picked up surfing? Why did no one tell me about this?

Clorinde: ... You never asked until now.

Had a dream last night that Satoru and Daifuku's cure designs had been revealed in some sort of trailer for the second half of the season. Everyone freaking LOVED Daifuku's design, but we're slandering Satoru's, and there was just so much discourse about it. Let's hope I'm not prophetic lol, I barely care what they look like, as long as they're magic