"Are you in love with me?" I blurted out. A terrible silence followed. Rook didn't turn around. "Please say something."
He rounded on me. "Is that so terrible? You say it as though it's the most awful thing you can imagine. It isn't as though I've done it on purpose. Somehow I've grown fond of your--your irritating questions, and your short legs, and your accidental attempts to kill me."
I recoiled. "That's the worst declaration of love I've ever heard!"
I can't believe that this shit has to be said in the year of 2023 but if you have nothing positive to say about any ship then stay the fuck out of their tag.
"quit your job"
"why"
"join our polycule"
Acchan #68: Cinderella
My Gal, Page 1
(aka, Sonic and Amy’s first date comic!)
I’m of the firm belief that everybody has a crush on Amy. Sonic is not fond of other guys trying to get Amy’s attention. He might just have to do something drastic to win her over!
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Zeus made our line a line of only sons. Arcesius had only one son, Laertes, and Laertes had only one son, Odysseus, and I am Odysseus’ only son. He fathered me, he left me behind at home, and from me he got no joy.
(Book 16, Fagles)
Telegonus can't even realistically BE Odysseus' son as he already has Telemachus. The Only son
Made for @honeqq and they MrBillPines AU, one of my and my dearest friend favs au's. I made it so quickly, just for express this.
pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone
cookie run ships that make me go AAAAAAAA
-purelily. yeah. yeah. old ppl. and also flower girl who is super messed up. and boy scout. this is my kinda ship okay.
-advenberry. yee haw. also ghost girl. they adopted onion. yeah.
-mintcocoa. theyre kinda just a simple fluffy couple. not complex and easy to like. if u dont like them id be kinda concerned … only flaw is that they’re kinda bland but it’s not that big a deal.
-seamoon. they’re basically canon so. tragic lesbians woahh.
-stormcacao. what the HECK. i became obsessed with this ship literally overnight dndndk. the vibes are so,,, yeah.
-rose x raspberry mousse. idk the ship name. wow. a flower girl and a guy dressed like a musketeer. im so predictable oh man,,
-almondlatte. theyre so parents. yeah.
-wildchip. isnt it canon that wildberry sends crunchy chip love letters or …
-pearloyster. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. i technically cant say i ship this one since … there’s no future for them so they cant even be in a relationship. but. man. i do love the dynamic… ouchie.
(they’re both talking in wingdings. :}) Here’s part one, two and three. Two parts back to back boii!!! And hey! This one only took me two days! not too shabby in my opinion. This was supposed to be posted earlier today but my computer froze to a full stop and then I had errands to run.. but its here now!
Like the last part I tried to be mindful on Sans’s behavior and how he would respond to this. In this comic Sans feels absolutely horrible, but he loves his family to death and seeing Gaster’s face like that just freaked him out. He struggles to get up in the 8th panel, but knows he needs to because something is wrong. In panel 15 Sans is looking at Gaster with this look of fear and concern, but only because Gaster is crying.. he never sees him cry..
Originally, in the third to last panel, Sans was supposed to say something to the effect of, “b-but.. he needs me.. if he’s upset, i gotta see him..” But when I saw what it looked like before the dialogue, I realized it would’ve hit so much harder without it.
Gaster sees his son looking this.. terrified and upset.. Like, what is he doing?? Saying he cant see Papyrus and crap! Sure he’s right and Sans shouldn’t be moving.. but He’s already seen Papyrus like that and it felt terrible not being able to do anything about it. He isn’t about to let that happen with his other son. Sans is crying and wants to see Papyrus, oh he cant walk? Don’t matter if he’s like 13-15, he gonna be carried up those stairs whether he likes it or not.
And in case anyone is wondering about Sans’s multicolored dialogue.. just because Sans is awake, doesn’t mean he’s okay.
Drarry:
Adopting a pet
Amour Eternel
An Afternoon at the Weasley-Granger household
Angel/Demon AU [0.1]
Asexual Draco Headcanons
AU List: Demigod AU
Auror Harry gets in an accident
Auror Partners
Barista Draco
Basketball Captain Harry [2] [3]
Beauxbatons Draco
Bookstore AU [2]
Both are Animagi
Brewing Amortentia
Cabo
Celebrity Harry
Childhood Friends [2] [3]
College AU
Coworkers scared of Draco
Cuddling sessions [2]
Cuddling, storm outside
Daemons
Dancing, explaining why not recognize
De-aged Draco [2] [3]
De-aged Harry
Doe Patronus [2]
Drabble List: [1] [31] [48] [71]
Draco in Yoga Pants
Draco is hurt but pretending he’s not
Draco is tortured by Death Eaters
Draco lost a leg below the knee
Draco might not be a Weasley by blood but he’s family
Draco stealing Harry’s clothes
Draco stealing Harry’s glasses
Draco’s Oh shit Moment
Dursley’s Headcanons
Eden
Eighth year, Draco Hurt
Eighth year, Draco stealing Harry’s clothes
Eighth Year, Jealous Harry
Fake Dating AU
Fifth year Draco crush on Harry [2] [3]
Fifth year, secret relationship
Finding out about the Dursleys
First day after wedding
First Fight
First time on a Plane
Flirty Drunk Draco
Fourth Year, Fleur and Draco get along
Friends/Enemies with benefits
Greek God Harry
Hanahaki Disease
Harry can’t stop staring at Draco
Harry comes out to Ron
Harry comforts Draco after Lucius’s death
Harry cuts Draco’s hair
Harry forgets about their date
Harry Makes the Unbreakable Vow [2]
Harry Potter and the Return of Harry’s stalking tendencies
Harry remembers everyone who died
Harry shoots Draco
Healer Draco adopted kids
Hearing Draco’s real laugh for the first time
Height Difference
Hiccups
Hospital AU [0.1]
How Potter became Harry because of a Seeker’s game
How Seamus Finnigan began a relationship and Blaise Zabini ended it
I-thought-it-was-a-joke-but-it-wasn’t-and-I-rejected-you
If you were mine, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week
Insecure!Draco, Loving!Harry
Insecure Veela Draco
Jealous!Harry Headcanons
Jealousy
Kitten
Leaked sex tape
Lifeguard Draco, Demigod AU
Lucius is Draco’s Boggart
Luckiest Baby in the World
Mafia AU
Massage
Master of Death, Master of fate
Medusa
Meeting after having lost contact
Meeting after the war headcanons
Meeting Harry’s Parents + High School AU
Meeting the Weasleys
Miscommunication / Misunderstandings
Muggle Music
Nightmares
Night routine
Oblivious nerd Draco, Jock Harry: [2] [3] [4] [5]
Piercings
Pirate AU
Post Break-up AU: [0.1]
Pregnant Draco [2]
Pregnant Draco + Raising Teddy
Pregnant Draco in delivery
Pregnant Luna
Professor Harry
Quarantine
Raising a Kid together
Red Strings
Rejected Veela
Royal Harry, Servant Draco [2]
Saviour of the Wizarding world
Sharing Dorm Rooms [2]
Sick Harry
Sirius as Draco’s Dad [2] [3] [4]
Soft Draco, Jock Harry
Soulmate AU, Angst
Soulmate AU, No Voldemort AU
Soulmate AU, Royal AU
Soulmate Bond
Soulmate mark AU [2] [3]
Special Dates: Christmas: [2019] / Draco’s Birthday: [2019] [2020] / Harry’s Birthday: [2019] [2020] / Mother’s day: [2019] / Valentine’s Day: [2019]
Spy Draco hurt
Spy Harry [2] [3]
Stood up
Stripper AU [2]
Sweetheart Draco [2]
Taking in a Stray
Teachers Drarry
Teenager Draco
The accio Miracle
Ticklish Draco
Tiktok challenge
Touch starved Draco
Trans Draco
Traumatized Draco, supporting Harry
Trope List: Fake Dating: [10], Enemies to Lovers: [5] [9]
Trope Mashup List: Fairytale AU + First Kiss / Historical AU + Poorly Timed Confessions / Modern AU + Fake Dating: [2] [3] / Roommate AU + Innocent Physical Contact / Royal AU + Secret Relationship
Tummy aches
Turned into a ferret
Twister
Veela!Draco headcanons: [2] [3] [4]
What happens in the Potions closet stays in the Potions closet
Winter Prompts: [1] [40] [68] [78] [100]
Lamen:
Auguste finds out about the Regent
Auguste walks in on them
Auguste walks in on them at school
Casually Sleeping Together
Courtier makes sexual comment about Laurent [2]
Courting Traditions
Cuddling
Damen courts Laurent, Auguste freaking out
Damen gets Laurent a dog
Damen the human pillow
Drunk Laurent confesses Feelings
Drunk Laurent thinking of the Regent [2] [3]
Heir problem
High School + Royalty
Injured Laurent
Jealous Laurent
King’s Rising AU, Laurent doesn’t know who Damen is
Laurent thinks Damen is cheating on him
Leaked sex tape [Laurent’s POV]
Long distance
Okton
Post King’s Rising Fluff, Damen Injured
Professors
Reverse Bang 2019: [Memory] [Vask]
Roadtrip AU [2]
Role Reversal, Slave Laurent [2]
Roommate AU
Showing affection
Sleeping through the night
Soulmate AU
Special dates: Christmas [2019]
Talking about the Regent
Teenager Laurent and his massive crush on Damen [2]
The Talk
Johnlock:
Sherlock Can’t sleep
Red, white, and Royal Blue
Alex holds Henry
Linny:
Hair Dye
Dreville:
Second Chances