Who's The Guy On Eurosport Calling Morisi A Great Technician???!!!

Hot take but I don’t think “Hetero” couples in fiction are boring actually I just think they’re boring because we see the same m/f couples every single time.

Allow me to elaborate:

Usually every m/f couple we see in media consists of two conventionally attractive, young, skinny, allosexual, cishet, gender conforming, often white people. And you can always see the relationship coming a mile away.

Imagine how much better it would feel if you saw more of THESE kinds of m/f couples in media:

Fat characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke

Disabled characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke

A man happily in love with a gnc or masculine woman

A woman happily in love with a gnc or feminine man

Bisexual or pansexual men and women in love with the opposite sex (and bi for bi, Pan for Pan couples)

A man happily in love with a trans woman

A woman happily in love with a trans man

Trans for trans m/f couples

Asexual and gray-sexual people in romantic relationships and being respected in those relationships

Two middle aged people entering a new relationship, with the same attention and slow burn and tension as any young pairing (because middle aged and elder people have love lives too, and can fall in love again even if they’ve been married before!! See Kane/Abby in the 100.)

More POC x POC relationships!

A man who stays at home and takes care of kids x a working woman who isn’t criticized for not being home enough

Supportive parents to queer kids

Punk/alternative/goth m/f couples and parents (bc I just think that’s cool)

Couples who get together and then realize they’re better as friends, and have a healthy breakup while staying super close (and not creating secret drama)

Neurodivergent people involved in the relationship (adhd/autistic men and women infodumping to their supportive partner... happy stimming after a cute interaction with their crush.. it’s just so good) and not made into a joke or infantilized!

BUFF STRONK WOMAN x LIDDOL MAN VERY IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE

People who aren’t conventionally attractive in a loving relationship, and there isn’t any drama or weird side plot about “learning to love someone for what’s on the inside!!”

and so many more I could think of!!!

Just something to think on. (And remember, not all m/f couples are “hetero”. If you’re still saying “ew heteros!!” every time you see a m/f couple - or a couple you PERCEIVE as m/f - now is the time to stop.)

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Parts 1-4 Jojos with a SO who has braces

Just got my braces on for the second time and it got me thinking so here you go!

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Johnathan

The sweetest every

Will never let you be in pain alone

Even if it hurts this man is by your side 24/7

Has big 'ol hands so expect him to message your face <3

Will carry you everywhere even though there is no reason

It's on site if Dio ever makes fun of you

Joseph

Calls you "brace face" (I'm so sorry)💀

Really annoying at first saying shit like "it can't hurt THAT bad"

But once he sees you're really in pain he will do anything for you

Buys you shit you can't eat on accident, Caesar smacks him for being stupid

Overall, despite being a dumbass he loves you so you are in good hands

Still calls you "brace face" but lovingly

Jotaro

This man, despite his facade, loves you so much

Not much for words of comfort but you will wake up will all the food in your house that couldn't eat, replaced with stuff you can <3

Thinks they are kinda badass

Star platinum (bc he's like super accurate )helps you puts your rubber bands in because Jotaro just can't express how much he wants to help you

Just try to talk about yourself negatively, all your getting is "good greif 😒. You look fine, you still look the same to me" he loves you

Josuke

He definitely had braces as a kid so he knows what to do to help you

Upset that crazy dimond can't fix it

If you say that you don't like he will be like "look on the bright side! If you bite some creep it will hurt more😅" he's trying his best

Will treat your braces like his hair, anyone says anything, they are meeting god

Has everything you need, pain killers, wax, the whole shabang

Far away from your trouble and worries, you belong somewhere you feel free

<3

"Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?"

-Tennessee Williams, from The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore (New Directions, 1964)

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

Dudes rock