SAME

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

A LLAMA

The stewbert fans are eating good tonight

I love the Sherlock and co podcast with all of my heart but as an Australian the accent that most recent episode is a complete nightmare.

Other than that loved the episode though!

Some random observations/ favourite monuments from strike force 5 in celebration of the talk shows coming back:

spoilers ig???? Idk??

Stephen Colbert seems to know significantly more about everyone else’s show than they know about their own

John Oliver mentioning he visited that park in Boston where the cop flew down the children’s slide is amazing and has not been talked about enough

I feel like Seth didn’t say much???? Anyone else??

Jimmy Kimmel felt slightly too casual when discussing batman trying to kill him??

Jon Stewart being called the ‘Billy Preston’ of the group

Jimmy Fallon thinking onions would fix his cough?????

Jimmy getting roasted by his Uber driver in the strangest way possible

Stephen Colbert was my favourite, no reason, he just was

brief shout out to the “john only” game of what beats rock my friend and i attempted

Omfg we need the full interview ahhh

Ben interviewed Stephen Colbert for Paley Fest, so keep an eye on The Paley Center for Media’s YouTube. Hopefully they give us the entire 90 minute interview soon.

Until then, here are some joyful shots from Ben’s Instagram and Twitter accounts to enjoy for those of you who stick to tumblr:

💙: @rejectedjokes

I am losing my mind rn is this real

As much as I hope this, I live in fear that any celebrity I like will find the things I say about them

It is my fondest hope that Stephen Colbert has a secret Tumblr account that he uses to write meta about LotR

occasional posts from users

Wild that “I wonder if Boeing is gonna send an assassin after John Oliver too” is a real thing that’s valid to consider in 2024