Luke, to Deckard: Tell her.
Deckard, to Sam: I apologize for saying “fuck” earlier.
Sam: You just said it again.
Deckard: I am not a role model.
Sam: Obviously.
Where are those woke white people at!?
you saw canon and said “it’s good…could be gayer” and ran with it. (i mean this in a nice way obviously)
Fast and Furious is about cars, booties, and hot people with booties driving cars
There is NO reason they can't all be gay
Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do
Let's talk a bit about Beast. Dazai fixed everything, right? He saved Odasaku. He gave everyone happiness. He saved the others. He even deleted the thing with the Azure King so Kunikida won't be traumatized anymore. He even made Mori not a pedophile!
But what about Chuuya? I've read the manga 2 times and watched the movie 3 times. But I can't see what he did to give Chuuya a happy ending. In the movie he even made it worse!
He didn't stop the Sheep from betraying him, he didn't stop Chuuya from joining the Mafia. He didn't even make him taller!
But what if Dazai did give Chuuya some happiness in Beast? What if he made sure some certain friends of his don't die? What if he saved the Flags too? If Odasaku can be saved then so can the Flags, right?
Maybe in Beast they didn't die. They continued living, being Mafia's elite.
Pianoman is an executive now. And after Dazai kills himself he's the one to become the boss. He's just the most fitted for it. He was kinda close to Atushi too, trying to help him when Atsushi was feeling down.
Lippmann is still enjoying his acting career, while negotiating for the Mafia. He's the one Dazai sends to negotiations when he knows the ADA will be involved. Ranpo is very found of him, being one of the few people Ranpo considers smart. He can't wait to become an executive. He still asks Chuuya from time to time to drop the mafioso career to join him on the set. He's close to Gin, since both of them are often around Dazai. He thinks she's very intelligent and nice. And he doesn't know who her brother is, but he thinks Akutagawa is stupid for abandoning her.
Albatross is still the annoying upstairs neighbor to Chuuya and his drinking buddy and best friend. He can't take Chuuya on spontaneous adventures anymore, but that won't stop him from showing up at Chuuya's office from time to time to "kidnap" him and take him drinking. He's also close to Atsushi. After all, he had to drive him around a lot since not any driver can take the Withe Reaper to his destination. He knows what Atsushi's going through and he invites him drinking sometimes, telling him he has friends. That there's someone that's there for him, not just Dazai's missions.
Doc is leading the underground doctors and he's a bit disappointed that Mori is no longer the Boss. Every single time Atsushi gets knocked out and his ability doesn't work/takes longer to heal he ends up on Doc's table. Just like Yosano, he finds his ability very interesting. He's fascinated by how Byakko is negates wounds. Doesn't heal them, it negates them.
Iceman's Mafia's best hit man. He's trained Kyouka (Verlaine didn't happen 😊) and he knows how much she hates the Mafia. He's not very good with people, but he's trying his best to help her feel better. He also trained Tachihara, who reminds him of Chuuya for some reason.
And Chuuya has his friends. He knows he can relay on them anytime. He knows they're safe. And he can't explain how, but he knows he's lost them before. So he's happy they're there for him. They all hang out often. He sometimes complains to them about Dazai and his stupid schemes. Sometimes they just fool around. Sometimes Atsushi and Gin join them and have fun together.
And when Dazai dies, Atsushi and Kyouka leave and Gin disappears, Chuuya still has the Flags. They make sure Atsushi and Kyouka are good at the Orphanage, checking up on them and even visiting sometimes. They're worried for Gin, but they know she's capable of taking care of herself.
They hang out less now that Pinaoman is the Boss, but now Albatross can take Chuuya on crazy adventures again. And Lippmann is trying more than ever to make Chuuya become an actor or a photo model.
Hello Omni! Happy Friday! I gotta prompt: Roman asks Owen what was going through his mind when he did a Thing™️ and is left even more baffled by his boyfriend’s thought process than before!
Hello friend! Happy Friday!
I can absolutely see this happening so many times in their relationship! And between Owen and his siblings!
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Roman sat across from Owen, both sitting at the dining room table. He had his head in his hands and sighed loudly. He could hear Owen fidget across from him, but he didn't dare say a word
Mostly because he knew he was in trouble with Roman
After a few more long minutes of silence, Roman finally lifted his head and looked at his boyfriend. Who looked back nervously, but tried to hide behind a mask of nonchalance
"Owen." Roman said levelly
"Yes, love?"
Roman narrowed his eyes
"Why is there a bear sitting in my living room?"
Owen sent him a nervous smile
"Well, it's simple really."
"Really? Explain it to me then."
Owen glanced away and bit his lip. This was one of the only times Roman has seen Owen act like this. Any other time, Owen would be cocky and have no regrets
"Well, you know I love animals, so I had decided to go out to the local dog park. There's was a really nice chap who had a few large dogs. We started talking and apparently he works for an animal rehabilitation facility."
Roman nodded along to the story so far
"He invited me to visit a few of the animals, saying that the wolves were friendly. I wanted to meet them, and when we did, I saw they were well taken care of. They adored me."
Owen said this last part with pride, and Roman raised an eyebrow
"The man was called away for something, so I got bored and wondered around the place. That's when I fell upon Stu. He was abandoned by his mother and was being bottle fed by one of the workers."
Roman narrowed his eyes
"He was just too adorable to let him stay there, Ro! I remember that my cousin knew someone who owns a bear rehabilitation center in Russia. So, I decided Stu would enjoy being there much better."
Roman stared
"You'd think it'd be hard to steal a bear cub, but it was quite easy. Stu cuddled into my chest with ease and I was able to sneak him out."
"And thought my penthouse would be a great place to keep him." Roman said dryly
"Well, of course." Owen frowned. "Nobody would question why we're having formula or fish brought here. And this would be the last place they'll look."
Roman sighed and scrubbed a hand down his face
"Did you think about how I would react, Oh?"
"You love animals!"
"Not wild ones!"
Owen pouted at him
"Stu is well trained and loves to cuddle, he wouldn't hurt a fly."
"He's a wild animal that has specific needs, Owen! He can't be cooped up in a penthouse."
"It'll only be for a short while before my cousin can send him to his friend."
"Who we don't even know is any good at taking care of bears!" Roman snapped and saw Owen tense. Sighing, Roman shook his head. "You need to take him back."
"But-!"
"Owen!" Roman raised his voice. "He was doing quite fine at that facility! You just wanted to steal something!"
Owen glared harshly at him
Roman didn't say anything else as Owen stood up roughly and stormed out of the room
Head in his hands again, Roman could hear Owen playing with the bear cub in his living room
Why the hell did he get with a Shaw?
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I hope you enjoyed friend!
Hello Omni and Happy Friday! Can we have an AU where Owen succeeded in his heist, but he and Letty have to team up with the crew years later
Happy Friday friend! Oo! Oo! I've never even thought about an Au like this! I love this idea!!
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Dom glanced over at Luke as they both stopped in front of a door
It had been a long two years since Luke had shown up on Dom's doorstep asking for his help. But ultimately, they hadn't been able to catch their man
Eventually, Luke had been taken off of Shaw's case and given other people to track down. With Dom and his crew helping, they were given their full pardons
But, now with Cipher running around, making them and Luke fugitive, they would need some extra man power. They didn't have a lot of options, but Dom was sure this wouldn't be a dead end
Or, at least, he hoped it wouldn't be
"You sure about this, Toretto?" Luke asked. "She still might not know who you are."
Dom shook his head. He could remember the way she had looked at him the night of their last race
Letty knew who he was
"Let's get this over with." Dom grunted
Luke nodded and knocked on the door
After a few moments of waiting, the door opened, revealing a man shorter than both Dom and Luke
Dom frowned and raised an eyebrow at the man. He was wearing a large sweater that seemed to swallow him whole, while reading glasses perched at the end of his nose
He didn't look like someone Shaw and Letty would associate with
"Who are you?" The man snapped, his body tense
"Friends of Letty Ortiz and Owen Shaw." Dom said simply
The man narrowed his eyes
"Why are you here?"
"We need to talk to them." Luke said shortly. "So, if you don't mind stepping aside..."
The man snapped his head up to glare st Luke and for a moment, Dom was sure the smaller man was about to pounce on him. Now that, would have made for an entertaining fight
"Deck?"
Dom tensed as he heard Owen Shaw's voice drift out from the apartment
"Everything ok?"
Dom raised an eyebrow at "Deck", who let out a sigh and opened the door for them
"Your friends are here, Oh." The man shouted back and walked deeper into the apartment, ignoring Dom and Luke
Stepping into the large and extremely clean apartment, Dom balled his fists. Sitting on a couch was Shaw and Letty
She was spread out with her head in Shaw's lap. Dom could see several small braids in her hair as she sat up
"What the bloody hell are you doing here?" Shaw snarled as he rose to his feet. He stepped in front of Letty, shielding her from them
"We're just here to talk." Luke said firmly
"About what?" Letty asked as she stood as well, shoving Shaw out of the way so she could see them
"I don't care!" Shaw snapped. "Get out!"
"Not until we talk." Dom growled and took a step closer
"About what?!" Letty nearly shouted
"We need your help." Luke said plainly
Dom could see Shaw's face slip and his anger be replaced with confusion. He and Letty glanced at each other for a long second, almost as if they were having a silent discussion
"With what?" Letty eventually asked, her eyes narrowed
"We're being hunted by an international terrorist and need you to help us take her down."
"Who is she?" Shaw asked
"Goes by Cipher-" Luke started to explain before Letty let out a frustrated huff and punched Shaw in the arm
"Of all the fucking people!"
"Ow! Bloody tits, Let!" Shaw yelped
"I don't know how, but this is your fault!" Letty snapped, poking Shaw hard in the chest
"Oh, please." Shaw rolled his eyes. "I sleep with her once, and suddenly she's my responsibility?"
Dom blinked
What?
He watched as Letty and Shaw kept arguing back and forth. He couldn't help but wonder what they were to each other
But, if they did agree to help take down Cipher, then just maybe he would get to learn about the odd duo
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I hope you enjoyed friend!
Batkids 2.0
Had the urge to remaster the batkid portraits I did forever ago
Old versions here
Hozier really said "aight imma write an album that requires PhDs in linguistics, Irish history, and sociology to understand, as well as the emotional vulnerability to cry and the desire to lay facedown in the dirt for several hours" and then dropped Unreal Unearth
For brownie points: add why in the tags
(For context, Vivzipop did say in one of her lives that one of the main six would die)
So the 27th of February marked the two year anniversary of my first character ask, and because I'm sentimental, I decided to do a complete redraw of it. Of course, because I procrastinate like hell, it took forever. Oh well, I still enjoyed it, and now I can finally move back onto the other thing I was working on.
This also coincided surreally with me reaching 800 followers, so thank you all. I didn't think I'd ever end up breaking 100 let alone 800.
*Also, I want to link you back to this post, which helped me immensely with the shading process. Thank you @geek-png !
She/They Slytherin Current Obessions: Bungo Stray Dogs
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