Some Jalph That I Spent Over 8 Hours On

Jealous Colin, you will never not be famous.

According to myths, the stars weren’t merely distant lights, they were beings older than the Fates, as terrible and powerful as they were mesmerizing and magical. And somehow Legend had manipulated them all.

“I’m surprised Legend doesn’t do this to the sky every night,” Tella said.

“He probably would if he could.”

“This is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones! This is her motherfucking feminine side!” - gwendoline christie getting quite the introduction at pat mcgrath’s mothership ball in nyc  ( x )

I know her tumblr would be fire

mrs beetle 🪲🐞

Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

Come with me

The way Penelope thought Colin was asking her to come up to his room for a dick down and she was fully ready to accept but her only worry was that she wouldn’t be able to sneak in without being caught 😭