Honestly, Tumblr Humor Really Is On Another Level Sometimes

Hangry!

“lawful good water biscuit”

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

logging on to the mycellium

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

A little mouse tries to escape death's design in my new movie Fievel Destination.

This is what full circle looks like

if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass 

so tired of hearing abt ppl's inner children. Abort that thang

wait what did grimes do

Manic Pixie Eva Braun