Still Mad About Smart TVs. That Shit Should Be In A Separate Box Like You Can Literally Buy One Of Them

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

i want a guy who is an avid reader of the onion and has been for many years. it’s his only news source, he doesn’t look at anything else. he is not aware that it’s satire. then i want to study how this guy views and interacts with the world. will he be a chaotic himbo? or a dangerously insane man?

Every day some fucking newspaper publishes another fucking article like "Studies show, When it comes to your health, bread is as bad as ten million gummy bears." And it's just a fucking lie!

The study was bad! It has an n of 20! Even if it was a good study, you're misinterpreting the results! And if it was a good study, and you understood the results, it's just one study! None! Of! This! Means! Anything!

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replaying ffx and i really had forgotten just how much of a complete dumbass tidus is lmao

not a single thought in his head, just blitzball and food

I don’t think music has to be good. I think it’s enough to just take a circumstance, a feeling, a thought, and recreate it for the listener. Big or small.

so tired of hearing abt ppl's inner children. Abort that thang

Man, I wish the world was as interesting as this flowchart implies.

Surely if The Rock was executed by Trump for pedophilia then he would be supporting the democrats anyways.