Weird And Wonderful Compilation Of Strange Bird Noises.

Any time I see somebody who has the same 150 tabs open at all times, I immediately learn two things about them:

1. This person never learned how to use bookmarks.

2. When their browser inevitably crashes in some way that prevents the “Restore Previous Session” button from working it will be a life-altering event.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Finding someone to do sex magic with is so hard because nobody who has sex knows anything about magic

Supposedly, I should be able to replace my nixos install with a new one and it should reconfigure itself. Let's try!

“lawful good water biscuit”

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

That's a Tom Waits quote, how dare you post that uncredited

Baru definitely said this to Yawa at some point

“Thank you, I guess…”