Yo

Marita Lorenz was a former CIA agent tasked with killing the then leader of Cuba Fidel Castro(Which was a common thing & Never worked)

To which Castro knew all about her

Because she was his former lover(Ya.......He knocked her up)but no baby was ever found sooooooooooooo....................

After being picked up by the CIA & was tasked to kill Castro(Again they nevered worked)by putting poison pills in cold cream(The cream you put in your coffee)but dissolved instantly

After confronting Castro about the assassination attempt he gave her his pistol

Tell her to shoot & says"You can't kill me"

Even though her first assassination attempt were mostly a bust

She would later be"apart"of one of the assassination of JFK

She would pass away on the 8th of August 2019(at the age of 80)

If you want to more about her escapades

I recommend her Wikipedia and 2 biography

(Also this video)

There was also supposed to be a movie but as of 2025 it's still listed as"In Development"

Marita Lorenz

Thoughts

😍😍😍 AWOOGA!! WHO IS THIS DIVA

Do you think Castro Knows

also Incase for anyone wondering the there's 15 pieces of Rule 34 we're all in terrible danger

I know he's dead but like

MMMM SURE MAN

Because It's a basic life skill you taught at like 8 is to girly, don't come crying to me saying "I can't cook because a girly job" Good luck getting pussy man with that type sentiment

Good luck going on to master chef man

GORDON RAMSY WILL KILL YOU

Most Underrated Villain

Cuervo Jones(Escape from LA)

An obvious parody of the revolutionist Che Guevara

He's my favorite Boi Wife

These confuse the frick out of me

Cuba

Puerto Rico

I call this Color Pal Hall & Oats

I have Private Eyes stuck in my head now

putting the o in olympics

THAT NEEDS TO BE ME RIGHT NOW

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BADLY

Apologies if this is too risqué

I drew this a while ago(but I was scared to share it)

Some Asian Lions

Northern Chinese Lion

Southern Chinese Lion

Taiwanese Green Lion

Qilin(Hakka people)

Vietnamese Lion

Japanese Lion

Korean Lion

Tibetan Lion

Indian Lion(They look more like bears)

Indonesian Lions

HAPPY 2025