Khonshu: *screams*

This isn’t unflattering, this is just adorable

He is beauty,  He is grace, “Shit! This isn’t the right place“

Now THIS.. is an exit!

you don’t know how happy this makes me. i’m still crying. we’ve won.

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

PERIOD!!!! 

this is steve

steve loves his personal space.

this is eddie

eddie also loves steve's personal space.

i wasn’t entirely sure what moonknight would do to people, but people simping for a death pigeon was not on my bingo chart

So... I think I can say I'm obsessed with the Moon Knight series. And of course I love our bird man Khonsu very very much. So I was thinking how he would react with a Y/n who is short and aggressive (yeah that's me in general) . So here is some good kinda shit I was daydreaming about.

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* y/n waking up next to Steven *

*seeing Khonshu at the corner*

Y/n: Steven?

Steven: What?

Y/n: There is a big ass white pigeon in the room.

Khonshu: How dare you, you useless human being.

*y/n getting up and pick up the broomstick*

Steven: Y/n....please don't.

*y/n trying to hit Khonshu with the broom*

Y/n: Get the hell out of here you big ass bird.

*Khonshu looking at Y/n*

Khonshu: I'm having enough of these humans.

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* Marc trying to find Y/n*

Marc: I don't mind if you help me you know.

Khonshu: I'm enjoying the peace and silence.

Marc: Y/n is missing. Steven is gonna get a heart attack.

Khonshu: Do not worry. When the useless worm gets back the small human is gonna be here too.

* Marc getting suspicious*

Marc: Khonshu... What have you done?

Khonshu: Nothing. Just give some high experience to the little one.

* Y/n on the highest self in Stevens home trying to get down and not to die*

Marc: You are the worst.

Khonshu: She wanted to be taller. I helped her.

Y/n: GET ME DOWN YOU ALBINO CHICKEN!

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Layla: So... How is your relationship going with Khonshu?

Y/n: You know. Sometimes I feel like we are bonding. Like speaking of Egyptian culture, reading hieroglyphics, watching the moon and stuff like that.

Layla: oh that's kinda cute.

Y/n: yeah. But sometimes when I looking out of the window i feel this little wind. And the next moment I nearly fell out of that said window.

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*Marc and Steven having an argument*

*y/n walking in the room*

Y/n: what the hell is happening here?

Marc: who is more handsome?

Y/n: what?

Marc: who is more handsome? Steven or me?

*y/n looking at Marc with disbelief in their eyes*

Y/n: Khonshu.

*Marc, Steven and Khonshu speechless*

Y/n: you wanted an answer, I gave you one. Peace out guys.

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Steven: y/n, can you help me with this?

Y/n: of course. What's the problem?

Steven: I wanna practice a little self defense. Give me some advise how to do it please.

Y/n: Kill them.

Steven: pardon me, what?

Y/n: BREAK THEIR WINDPIPE!

Steven: KHONSHU! DON'T TEACH THEM THINGS LIKE THAT!

Khonshu: I'm really proud of you small one.

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And the last one is a fan fiction kinda thing. I just really like the idea how I would behave as Khonshu's avatar. So here we go!

" I have chosen you, to be my avatar. "

"Am, okay. "

"You will kill our enemies and be my loyal soldier. "

"Ahm... Excuse me but nope. I can't do that. "

"What? "

"I say I can't do that. You can use my body if you want (😏) but I don't do those kind of things. "

"Why? You afraid of the death or blood? You don't dare to dirt your hands? "

"Oh none of that. "

"Then what?! "

"I'm a lazy person. I'm not gonna running around and killing people. My favorite series starts at 5. Wanna join. "

"... "

"... "

" You stupid little worm. "

*stands up and getting the broomstick*

" Did you just call me little you fucking white pigeon man? I'm gonna send you back to hell bird bitch."

*Khonsu impressed but scared*

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(Yeah... I like broomstick....)

This got me fucking CACKLING

do NOT ask leon to hold ur glasses before u go down on him because he WILL wear them then go “how the fuck do u see out of these” the entire time

Currently hooked on Lucifer at the moment.