Matthew-vettel - Matthew

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

Eddie Brock, professional cutie.

gorgeous header by the ever talented @ghostaholics

𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ;

˗ˏˋ miguel o'hara x female! reader ´ˎ˗ enemies to lovers. slow burn. angst AO3 mirror

⁀➷ main series – ONGOING

[ a dive into the polarising dynamic between a girl who can slip through matter and the man determined to catch her. ]

one. CAT AND MOUSE || two. PURSUIT || three. BITE

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bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches

Poly Shownu/Wonho being soft with their trans bf for anon! -Kier

I need your help.

My female cat was missing for 3 days and she appeared this morning with a broken jaw and a necrosed tongue. My grandmothers friend was at home and i asked for her credit card so i could take her to the doctor.

She got there and was examinated and we assume someone kicked her really hard, someone really mean. She is staying there for 3 days, she will go through surgery, and she will go through tests and stuff, i got a huge discount, but I had to pay 1390 reais for everything.

If anyone can help cover that, i have to pay her credit card by the 8th of next month and i have absolutely nothing to cover that. If you can't help me financially, please do by reblogging this post.

She needed to go urgently, i couldn't wait. She couldn't breathe, she was spewing pus through her mouth, she has a huge infection.

I didn't take any pictures because it's very hard to look at, even more so to take a picture of it, but I can send receipts and keep you posted on how she's doing. I'll call later and every day untill I can pick her up.

I hope I can. Because I heard from the doctor her life is on the line. It really was a serious injury.

Guys, please, any penny you have will do.

Please donate to caroline.rdf@outlook.com @paypal, to help me cover that bill. I am eternally grateful for everything you do and after this, they can yell and moan and meow all night but they will not leave the house ever again. I don't even care how stressed they get, they just will not leave.

Please help me. Please do.

💖💖Ethan💖💖 Hope y'all like these!

Solo!Twins

Summary: Virgin!Reader has a lovely time sharing Kylo & Ben solo. (Praise kink, slight daddy kink, oral sex, face fucking, dirty talk, unprotected sex)

a/n: sorry matt i love you & @bambistiles this is for u nd also @stressedoutkylo

THIS WAS SO MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 1.8K WORDS BITCH DAMN

This was never supposed to happen. This isn’t how people have their first times..right? We were supposed to be working on a school project, but somewhere between then and now, it went in a different direction. 

Sitting in the Solo household was something that most girls your age dream about, the twins; Kylo and Ben were the talk of the town. They’d just moved in, they were both tall, dark and handsome, making every girl drop at their feet and bend at their will; except for you. Okay, you will admit they’re very good looking, but there are more important things to worry about. 

“Can you hand be the ruler?” You ask, glancing up at Kylo who was sitting there fiddling with a pen in his hand; lost deep in thought. You roll your eyes, leaning forward mumbling softly; “I’ll get it myself then” Ben was behind you, sitting there and he wrote down notes from his laptop, he’d looked up at the right time; he had a very clear view of your panties under the soft material of your school skirt. He let out a silent groan once you had sat back down on your legs, covering yourself once more. 

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“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”

yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears