The Overwatch Trap

The Overwatch Trap

Ok, so this game was a doozy. I load in, and we're playing competitive mystery heroes, I got Tracer. Then, the question, 'Ass or Titts?" pops into chat from someone on my team. Thankfully, I'm relieved from finding out everyone's answers because no-one does answer.

We cap the first point, and honestly I was throwing accidentally just a teeny tiny bit, because I only managed to steal 3 kills from our Hammy and wrack up a staggering total of 162 damage. BUT our Reaper was absolutely slaying, and popped off with a 4k, making someone from the opposite team leave. Naturally, we win the first point.

Second point loads in and first thing I see is, "I hate this game. GG." From the opposite team. Then the same guy who asked the ass or tits question replies, "Nah Cmon bro pull it back."

Spoiler alert. They did not pull it back. Over the course of the second round they got two more leavers... and then the first leaver joined back... Which I found entirely hilarious and a taste of his own medicine. The person who said GG, then proceeded to say, "I'm gonna K ms." Which bless them, they were the only one doing work on their team. They definitely deserved an obligatory win.

Needles to say, we won the game.

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1 year ago

Flash Point Maps

Honestly, I've heard a lot of mixed opinions concerning the flash point maps. Personally, me and my duo partner severally dislike them and would instead like 2cp back. The maps are too large and the spawn points too far from the points, in my opinion at least. The momentum of the games is lopsided as well. You can be stomping the enemy team one moment, and then the next they're destroying you somehow. There's too many directions to be attacked from and not enough defence without a second tank, and there's no one or two chokes to work with. They're so unlike the rest of the maps, I often find myself turning in circles trying to figure out which door the enemy is going to come out of. The whole flash aspect is badly implement as well, you could be at 99%/99% each and the map will suddenly move on, and then it's a mad rush to get to the point. Plus, if you're not moving as a team, it's highly likely stranglers will be picked off and only half the team makes it. It doesn't have the familiar structure that I'm used to with the rest of the maps, and it throws me off. It feels more like a battle royal than an overwatch game.

Plus why are these maps already in competitive before people have learned them!?

Again, this is just my opinion and my experience with them.

1 year ago

This made me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚

For context the enemy team had a leaver and the 'ow no' happened when they got the first point.

This Made Me Laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚
This Made Me Laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚
This Made Me Laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚

They couldn't push the payload though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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1 year ago

Hello folks and on today's episode of I complain about Overwatch Lore, may I present Gabriel Reyes' son?!

Hello Folks And On Today's Episode Of I Complain About Overwatch Lore, May I Present Gabriel Reyes' Son?!

And his freaking wife????

We're introduced to them during the 'Code or Violence' short story and we don't really get to know much about them, other than they met after the Omnic crisis and she found another partner after Gabriel Reyes was pressured dead.

They mention a 6 year old son in the short story and that has to be the kid in the picture, no doubt.

But it bring to question, when was he referencing his sons sixth birthday? How many years before Overwatch was disbanded was that? Presuming it was the last one before Overwatch disbanded he was be 11 in the current Overwatch timeline. Why have we heard nothing about a little Reyes running around in the world? Why are there NO in game voice lines about his son?? Or wife????

And his wife! How did they meet? When were they married? How long were they together? Does she still mourn him and want him back or has she accepted things and moved on with her new partner?

Give me more Blizzard I beg ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


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1 year ago

Underworld Event

1 day left and haven't even complete even one modifier on legendary. There's no hope ๐Ÿซ 

1 year ago

Satisfying Sombra pick :)

1 year ago

I feel that ๐Ÿฅฒ

I Feel That ๐Ÿฅฒ

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1 year ago

Baptiste official wingman of overwatch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฐ


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11 months ago

Mirror Watch Killed Me </3

Mirror Watch Killed Me
Mirror Watch Killed Me

I know this is so delayed, but this game mode and it's challenges HURT me. Like why do I need to play some many games for a player title that isn't even that good? >:(


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1 year ago

hehe

Edgy emo teamโ€ฆ.

And then thereโ€™s mercy

Edgy Emo Teamโ€ฆ.
1 year ago

THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA!! <3

Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"
Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"
Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"
Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"

Drawing Overwatch Interactions - Episode 05: "Do Not Lie, Archer"

Added the voice lines again just because. (Turn on sounds!)

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I've played Overwatch for six years and I need mental help. 21. She/Her.

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