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All I know is this is form the Simpsons and that the next is January 2022. Do with this what you will.

happy Thursday the 20th

woops i forgor

happy pride🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

i hate (love (hate (love))) physics

I kinda wish I were better at art...

are you

a) cuntborn

b) cockborn, or

c) coolborn 😎

new term instead of afab how about cuntborn

Bee day is coming up, aros, aces, and aplats, get some bees and release them on all the phobic people in your life!

(numerous bees [enbies/enbys/nbs], feel free to join in this tradition-to-be!)

Fun fact for all the aros, aces, and aroaces bracing for Valentine's Day:

Did you know St. Valentine is the patron saint of beekeeping? NOT the birds and the bees. Just good ol' bees. So in a way, Valentine's Day is about how you should (read in Robin William's voice) "bee yourself." 🐝

Even when this holiday stings.

good heavens! a delightful subversion of the original humor! i daresay this artistry is akin to that of Darlesley Follogerton or Often Panthurt! jolly good!

My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor

Florida bans on trans care have been overturned! 🏳️‍⚧️

Happy dd/mm meat day!

Happy Meat Day everyone!

But also, unless the brownies or penguins are light, the answer would be 0, because nothing but light can move at it's speed.

Next question motherfucker

the aliens ate 2.5²³ brownies. their crumbs fell to the earth because of gravity. calculate how many penguins are eating brownies at the speed of light.