This Is One Of Those Things That Should Not Make Me Laugh, Yet Here I Am, Giggling So Much That My Stomach

Stick Season but the Walk Off The Earth version

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

fish tank

I need to be put in a chamber

Runt

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Reblog if you'll be keeping the TDP fandom alive with me after s7 release, even if we don't get Arc 3

today we mourn the loss of my sanity. reason: the people at my school who wont stfu

I’m not desperate for the love, but I thought someone else might need it!

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth