Imagine You're Living In The Post Apocalypse And Your Adopted Dad Still Makes You Do Homework

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

As much as I’d like to pretend I understand Shakespearean language, I can confirm, I very much don’t

Did it ever truely leave 🤔

oh no the Gravity Falls brainrot- IT'S BACK

the REAL reason why bill wants to leave the nightmare realm: pollution

okay I know I said I wasn't going to upload full chapters here often but LISTEN these first ones are short. and I love being inconsistent. but do check out these pages on Ad Astra Per Aspera's neocities page if you want to see these formatted the way I intended!

I love the taste of this phrase in my mouth

✦ —RETRO;

YALL

stop reblogging twitter posts!!

Like yes it was fun while it lasted, but if i see another reanimated twitter post from 2019 I’m gonna claw my eyes out!

Let the egg rat app die!!

Somft bois

Yeah !

u tell ‘im, big man !!!

Reposting this cause it’s relevant to my brain worms