My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmer’s Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins

Inanimate Insanity Knifecase: Knife (as the ghost) possesses Suitcase to be able to hold her.

my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #252

Mumbo's ender chest is something...

r o a d k i l l

no alarms and no surprises on ao3

Is mumbo going grey in the ddvau? Or is that just part of his character design that wasn't quite established in his first little chibi appearance but is now that he's been fully draw in the story?

he will return to his black hair soon, he usually dyes his hair with grian's help so he hasn't been able to re do his roots

sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two

real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.

To all his friends

Paper and Evil Paper/Looseleaf!! Drawn on FlipaClip (that’s the only art program I can handle lol)

click to see the full image idk why but papers cropped

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3