I. I Need All The Alignment Chart Memes. All. All Of Them. My Hands Are Shaking. Please.

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.

Anne Lamott

The Cruel Prince by Holly Black

Six of crows au where Matthias keeps a diary and writes like an angsty teenage girl

"Dear Diary: The witch is trying to get me again. But she can't trick me, i'm not like those other girl and boys that fall under her charms , i'm diferent,i don't care about her shiny jade eyes, her flowing chocolate mane or how yummy she smells. Nope, i don't think about that at all.

Ugh, Kaz is such a bitch, just because he has money, i wish he fell off this boat and everyone acts like he is smart but i bet he is an idiot and the demon incarnated. All of them are horrible and i hate them.

Ps: Jesper you better not be reading this . Go fck that nerd and gtfo of my things

In CK

Dear Diary: I love ❤💞Nina😍 so much, i can't believe a girl like her noticed me.I have a piece of her hair to keep it with me forever.When we get to Fjerda we'll have a house with a garden,six children and four wolves. Inej will be the goodmother of ALL our children.

Btw,for now i have to endure the flirting between those two gay bitches (good for them,good for them)ishipthem

Oh and Kaz is still the worst.

Desi kids don't do drugs, they take a spoonful of horlicks and shove it in their mouths

Sirius: *gazing with adoration at Remus*

James: mate, you are SO in love with Moony

Sirius: wUT n0!!! hE’s LiKe a bRoTHeR tO mE

Regulus: friendly reminder that IM your brother and if you looked at ME like that…well let’s just say there’s already enough incest in this family

“You can’t blame Snape for the way he treated Harry ‘cause he reminded him of his bully”

FUUUUCK OOOFF OH MY GOD HARRY WAS BULLIED HIS WHOLE LIFE BY DUDLEY AND HIS FRIENDS AND WAS CONSTANTLY TOLD HE WAS WORTH NOTHING BY HIS ONLY PARENTAL FIGURES UP UNTIL HE WAS ELEVEN AND HE STILL MANAGED TO BE A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! HE FORGAVE THE PEOPLE WHO HATED HIM WHEN THE PRESS TOLD LIES ABOUT HIM AND DIDN’T GO AROUND HARASSING LITTLE KIDS!!! EVEN IF SNAPE WAS STILL ANGRY WITH JAMES FOR WHAT HE DID IT DOESN’T EXCUSE HIS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS LITERAL CHILDREN!!! HE ABUSED HIS POSITION OF POWER CONSTANTLY AND BULLIED CHILDREN TO THE POINT HE WAS THEIR GREATEST FEAR!! SNAPE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND DIDN’T DESERVE A REDEMPTION

Suddenly someone's hands covered my eyes and pulled my head back. I tried to pull their hands away but it wouldn't work so I covered their hands with mine. Their fingers were long and thin, and their hands were slightly cold.

"Who is it?" I asked.

Not too long after, I felt a feather light kiss on my forehead followed by a quiet whisper in my ear. "Guess who?"

A smile spread across my face as I recognised his voice. I rose up a little and gave him a quick kiss, smiling like an idiot when his hands were removed from my face.

"Hi." I whispered.

"Hi." He responded.

James: *sees Remus and Sirius walk into the room holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Sirius: *with a proud smile* It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.

Remus: You yelled "Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them".....from the roof.

Sirius: It worked though.

So there was that time where James came over to Sirius’ and Remus’ unannounced and well…let’s just say he was traumatised. Lily had to douse him with buckets of holy water to get the sight of Sirius tied up and…I’ll leave the rest your imagination. He wasn’t able to look either of his best friends in the eye for 2 weeks after that.

@tfotadaily tournament one: favorite character

“Nicasia’s wrong about me. I don’t desire to do as well in the tournament as one of the fey. I want to win. I do not yearn to be their equal. In my heart, I yearn to best them.” - jude duarte