Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

y’all havin a good september?

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

How to do sex:

Put the lime in the coconut

shake it all up

not to be rude but

if i hear a dog shouting outside?

stop. be quiet puppy…….

if i hear a cat shouting outside?

its with purpose, its saying something influential, we just need to listen…….

careful listening to music in the fall it might become a memory

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you

girl: did you peed? boy: *smiles shyly* girls:... did you danced? boy: bite lip seductively

this post is for everybody who sometimes feel a little lonely and different from the world. you. matter.