Okay 23 Minutes Of Relaxing Time

i be hating on some friends boyfriends n they didnt even do anything it’s just a matter of principle to me

lemon and lime are gay married

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you?

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

Ash is to Ash what Dust is to Dust

a spark is to an ember what “I’m trying to lose weight to feel good about how I look” is to “I’m planning out my life to try not to look like you”

a knife is to a blade what “I’m concerned about the obesity epidemic” is to “I wish I could solve the problem of your body” is to “I see your body as diseased because it’s not like mine”

an injury is to a wound what “I’m so bad for skipping the gym” is to “I’m being so good for ordering a salad” is to “Health is a moral obligation” is to “You’re failing if you have a disability”

a ghost is to a phantom what “Processed foods are so bad for you” is to “You should feel guilty for eating what you can afford”