Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

u do not give fat people enough credit for anything they do. yes im talking to u.

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

they need to invent a skin that doesn't itch all the fucking time

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE